Pilafed

A prison term where a person (or puppet) is filled with rice pilaf and fucked until it is nothing but mashed potatoes

Jerry got pilafed in prison, fuck

by Rake September 03, 2018

Pilaffing

Pilaffing: The act of murdering a puppet, ripping out its stuffing, replacing it with rice pilaf and fucking it.

Steve: oh Jesus, someone's porking a puppet!!
Fred: Tight, it looks like the cookie monster just got rice pilaffed, gotta love some good old fashioned pilaffing!

by Trmnllcphillips August 30, 2018

Pilaf

to laugh so hard pee comes out...

That pilaf ruined another chair!

by cbreader October 17, 2008

rice pilaf

asian stripper

would love to have some of that rice pilaf

by Refrax559 December 27, 2012

Rice Pilaf Boy

A derogatory term for someone who for whatever reason purchased a financially unsound amount of rice pilaf

Phin dropped his phone in the ocean while vengefully chasing seagulls and the store was all out of regular rice. What a Rice Pilaf Boy

by Think has stopped working June 11, 2021

Pilaf

The cutest dog in the world he loves to fuck pillows all day

Pilaf is cute

by Gglolop42 May 28, 2022

pilaffed

Being mislead, duped, or otherwise decieved. Derived from an experience of ordering pilaf at a restaurant and getting only basmati rice. Similar to getting punked.

"Aw man! That dude said this watch was authentic! I just got pilaffed, royally."

by Terri Kloth October 20, 2008