Pilaf 

to laugh so hard pee comes out...

That pilaf ruined another chair!

Pilaf by cbreader October 17, 2008

Pilaf 

The cutest dog in the world he loves to fuck pillows all day

Pilaf is cute

Pilaf by Gglolop42 May 28, 2022

pilaf 

when something is nice or cool, like pilaf in the dining hall.

dude that’s pilaf as hell

oh, pilaf, nice!

pilaf by mysterybitch222 January 11, 2024

Rice Pilaf Boy

A derogatory term for someone who for whatever reason purchased a financially unsound amount of rice pilaf

Phin dropped his phone in the ocean while vengefully chasing seagulls and the store was all out of regular rice. What a Rice Pilaf Boy

Rice Pilaf Boy by Think has stopped working June 11, 2021

rice pilaf 

asian stripper

would love to have some of that rice pilaf

rice pilaf by Refrax559 December 27, 2012

Rice Pilaf 

A code word for nudes/ sending nudes.

Bill: "Yeah she said she was gonna send me some rice pilaf, hold the carrots"

Rice Pilaf by InsertCleverWord March 15, 2019

Pilafed 

A prison term where a person (or puppet) is filled with rice pilaf and fucked until it is nothing but mashed potatoes

Jerry got pilafed in prison, fuck

Pilafed by Rake September 3, 2018