Pilaffing 

Pilaffing: The act of murdering a puppet, ripping out its stuffing, replacing it with rice pilaf and fucking it.

Steve: oh Jesus, someone's porking a puppet!!
Fred: Tight, it looks like the cookie monster just got rice pilaffed, gotta love some good old fashioned pilaffing!

Pilaffing by Trmnllcphillips August 30, 2018

Pilaring 

When you blow up the boyos notifications and like all their tweets

He started pilaring my tweets and went back to January.

Pilaring by @fuckRoads January 4, 2022

phaffing 

Activity that looks (to the casual observer) like work (or another task) but is not really all that productive, and in fact may be time wasting.

Is usually used this way: "phaffing around"

Eg "I'm just phaffing around, really."
or
"He looks busy but he's just phaffing around"

phaffing by Shelleys August 28, 2006

Piffing (Brad Piff Style) 

To lay down on the ground and strike a pose. It can be done an area with a large gathering of people or in an empty NFL stadium it does not matter where.

People use to tebow but now i see everyone Piffing (Brad Piff Style)

Piffing (Brad Piff Style) by TheGame9853 October 2, 2014

PIFYAFFING 

Pulling Ideas From Your Aspirations For FINancial Gain
- the act of wishing new words, products, tag-lines and songs into existence, and achieving financial success

PIFYAFFING examples:

e.g. 1. ‘I wish my crappy car was a sports car’ and VROOM! – ‘Pimp my Ride’ comes along

e.g. 2. ‘I wish there were biscuits that could help me digest food,’ and POOF! – we have digestive biscuits

e.g.3. 'I wish I was younger’ and YOUTH! – ‘40 is the new 20’ becomes an advertising catch-phrase.

e.g.4. ‘I wish I was free to follow my dreams and create the world I wanted’ and FREEDOM! – ‘Just do it’ becomes a tagline.

e.g.5. ‘I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair' - and INTERNET SENSATION! Sandi Thom is a hit!

e.g.6. I hope this entry into Urban Dictionary leads to PIFYAFFING

PIFYAFFING by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009

Piffing 

When smoking weed and you keep smoking the blunt without passing it in other words being cheap.

Yo man stop piffing pass that blunt

Piffing by Eyedeekay1 June 14, 2009

piffing tin

KJ's word for a bowl or pipe

yo man you gotta pass that piffing tin!

piffing tin by Frank G March 11, 2007