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Blumpkin Pinata
The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!
1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"
1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"
1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
2-"No, what?"
1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"
1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"
Blumpkin Pinata by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011
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Piñata Immigration Reform
Phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their American citizenship. One convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with feet and hands bound, strung up at the town square. A small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.
Juan: I can’t wait for my chance to become an American. I’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!
Piñata Immigration Reform by sciflyer.25 April 18, 2013
pants pinata
Thats the last time I go to the arcade again, talk about pants pinata... I spent 2 hours cleaning up quarters!
pants pinata by Kristen B, January 17, 2008
Angry Pinata
The act of blowing your load on your girl's face, then creating the papier-mache effect on her face with colorful crepe paper, and then you spin around three times and try to hit her with a bat.
Jim: Jack, why are you buying a baseball bat when you don't play baseball?
Jack: Well Jim, I am trying the Angry Pinata on the wife tonight...
Jim: Oh wow, you are going to need some colorful paper too!
Jack: Well Jim, I am trying the Angry Pinata on the wife tonight...
Jim: Oh wow, you are going to need some colorful paper too!
Angry Pinata by They Call Me Stallion October 28, 2015
spicy dickpocalypse pinata
the process of injecting hotsauce into a foe's penis and then smashing the penis with a blunt object as one would do to a pinata, ensuring endless pain and humiliation.
my boss wouldn't give me a raise so i pulled a spicy dickpocalypse pinata on him. now im serving 5-10.
spicy dickpocalypse pinata by Jon Jebus May 18, 2007
piggate
"piggate" is the name given to the 2015 scandal emerging from allegations made in an unauthorised biography of the British Prime Minister, David Cameron. In the book, written by longtime associate Lord Ashcroft, it is alleged that during his time at university, David Cameron once sought oral pleasures in the severed head of a dead pig.
"It's interesting that Cameron is refusing to deny the allegations made in the piggate scandal. Almost as if they're completely true ... the dirty pig fucker"