pignant 

noun

- An obeah fetish pendant in the shape of the pig's head from Lord of the Flies intended to protect the wearer from viciousness.

"The pignant binds the ignant."
"When casting the pignant hex connect Beelzebub for 666."

pignant by Axon Amal March 14, 2023

pignant 

when someone is doing something that is beyond ignant

You ran from the cops? Wow you are pignant!!

pignant by fryman December 11, 2008

Pignant 

When a woman is approximately π months pregnant, or is slightly past her first trimester.

When asked by her nosy colleagues whether she’s expecting a baby, Alice geekily told them that she’s pignant, much to their confusion by what she meant.

Pignant by MathPlus May 24, 2021

poignant 

Mournful or touching. Irish tunes.

The last song in their set was so poignant that the audience began to weep.

poignant by saveit January 26, 2014

Poignant 

How someone from New Jersey tries to say "Pregnant".

"Awww man, I just got mah guhl poignant"

Poignant by zer0t October 22, 2011

pigant

rare brizilian subspecies of fire ant, know to be the cause of pigantitis.

is that a pigant.... yeah careful if you get bit youll catch pigantitis.

pigant by onyxchopper February 14, 2012

pegnant 

(Of a man) having been pegged so hard that, had he a uterus, he would be pregnant.

Man A: “The Mrs. pounded my bussy hard as fuck last night, bro. Got me feelin’ pegnant for real.”
Man B: “Hell yeah, dude.”

pegnant by Little City Band April 18, 2021