Kosher

When something is socially acceptable.

Person 1: I'm going to light up a blunt in here
Person 2: No bro, that's not kosher, my parents will be pissed.

by 🐺 July 22, 2022

Kosher

A brand of pickles that has commonly been mistaken for a religion.

Wow...these Kosher pickles must have the highest point of connection to G-d.

by KosherBob January 05, 2021

Kosher

Adjective
1. Worthy of acceptance
2. Something is chill
3. Something is blessed

1. Dude, he’s kosher, let him in.
2. Nah bro, her and I are kosher right now.
3. My life is so kosher right now. I just got $100 for a survey.

by Jaded Joker December 16, 2017

Kosher

The latest way of saying cool, amazing, awesome, radical or sweet.

Tim: I can't wait to go to the movies tonight with Beth.

Drew: I can't believe she's letting you actually take her, that sounds kosher!

by Fezhead June 26, 2009

Kosher

Weed, best drugs around

just got some kosher, come over.

by Sss-dawg February 01, 2015

not kosher

The phrase used when someone does something that most people don't agree with; socially unacceptable; politically incorrect.

This phrase cannot be used in reference to dill pickles, because I'm pretty sure those are always kosher.

Jack: John, are you stealing those little kids' lunch money again? You're like 40 man you need to stop that.

John: (Looks down at his feet with shame)

Jack: Not kosher man, not kosher at all

by Andy Hesterman December 29, 2007

kosher

When every thing is chill

Don't worry, everything's kosher.

by Jess March 07, 2005