puffleduck

A most joyous animal that is only known to those who had a glorious fulfilling childhood because their parents loved them.

Burnie: What the fuck is a puffleduck?
Kenny: How the fuck do you not know what a puffleduck is? Fuck you had a sad childhood. Urban dictionary it you fucking pleb.

puffleduck by KennyDaFinn March 4, 2017

puddleducking 

When you pull out and cum in a dimple of her arse then proceed to blow bubbles in said cum puddle. Quack quack

Man. I puddleducked her arse crater. Love a good puddleducking

puddleducking by Onebomb October 25, 2020

Jemima Puddleducks 

Large set of breasts, melons, chebbs

Wowzer rooney...... Look at the Jemima Puddleducks on that!

Jemima Puddleducks by Nudga_9 April 12, 2012

piffledick 

noun 1. An inherent fucker-offer that has assholish tendencies. 2. Someone that is mindless at times and unknowingly mean to others.

My friend has no idea how much of a piffledick she can be.

piffledick by JermTheKid October 1, 2021

Puddleduck 

Puddleduck, a big fish in a small pond - something that holds greater significance over something else because of their size.

PSG are a puddleduck team; nobody will finish above them in league 1

Puddleduck by Chrispyduck September 4, 2022

PuddleDucking

Doing you! Back on your bullshit! Doing the most! Not giving a fuck about nothing or nobody’s option or what/how they look at or view you!

“Girl what you doing?”

“You already know I’m out PuddleDucking!”

PuddleDucking by Chibbs98 April 7, 2026

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020