pimpledick

A guy who has so many pimples on his face that it takes the shape of a protrusion of a penis. Please see New England Journal of Medicine.

Patient: "Doctor, what the fuck is wrong with my face?!"
Doctor: "Well you little shitwad, it looks like you have a case of pimpledick."
Patient: "Ohhh, shit..."

by Sheck E. Sheck February 02, 2008

Pimpledick

A guy with a small penis that will jizz any minute

that pimpledick came the moment I touched him

by Karin L June 07, 2011

Englebert Pimpledick

Random name given to one who annoys or irritates you in a social situation. Should ideally conjour up picture of pale, hopeless,flacidness.

Oi Englebert Pimpledick, why don't you sod off and "release yourself" somewhere else; you gravy topped spark confuser

by Scritty April 15, 2010

PimpleDick

Have a Dick the size of a Pimple

My Girlfriend dumped me because I've got a PimpleDick

by cumminginthe sock June 28, 2022