wiffledick 

A man whose stories of sexual conquest are over exagerated. Having holes in the stories relating to his penis, such as a wiffleball has holes in it.

Tom's a wiffledick, he didn't even get her phone number, let alone tang her.

wiffledick by Retem Nad January 26, 2008

wifflenacker 

An unpleasant person, who is either nasty, stupid, or both.

Collective noun: bunch

"He kept waffling on so much I missed lunch, what a wifflenacker."

"Almost ran me off the road, bloody wifflenacker."

wifflenacker by Weirdtree September 19, 2011

Wifferdick

Verb; an intense sexual act!

A word that indicates that something bad will or has

happened. Another way of saying screwed "that guy just

got wifferdicked"

Another word for u-turn

Crap! Missed my turn, I will just make a quick Wifferdick!

I will blow her mind tonight with my Wifferdick.

Wifferdick by Bluntbeauty July 7, 2015

Wimbledick

The urge to masturbate in the middle of (or while watching) a wimbledon game. (Usually while two females are on the field.) Also refers to a person who suffers from this condition, a penis that is extremely prone to this condition, a horny lesbian who likes to watch women play tennis, or simply just a game that is seductive enough to trigger the male or female genitalia enough for masturbation, usually leading to instant orgasm and/or spontaneous combustion.

i was watching serena williams battle against maria sharapova and i got real hard while watching it so i rubbed on my wimbledick for a few minutes then i grabbed the ky and started cranking it then i busted two nuts and it splattered all over the screen. wimbledon is the best female sport ever hands down

Wimbledick by ogdajuiceman July 2, 2010

piffledick 

noun 1. An inherent fucker-offer that has assholish tendencies. 2. Someone that is mindless at times and unknowingly mean to others.

My friend has no idea how much of a piffledick she can be.

piffledick by JermTheKid October 1, 2021