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Picentary 

A picture, usually posted on Facebook or on blogs, that contains a biting and/or profound statment of commentary.

Picentaries would be the plural of Picentary.

Pronounced Pick – n – tary
When Middle Class Mom posts a picentary on your page, you can be sure that the picture and commentary will strike right to the depths of your soul.
Picentary by Bort6 January 20, 2013
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A Pienaar - someone who has a magical power of persuasion that convinces those around him to willingly do all the work while he basks in the glory.

A Pienaar has an over-rated charm, that can sometimes be used for bad, but mostly is used for the good of his own ego and success. Being in a Pienaar's good graces, means a steady flow of fun and laughs. Dark side is yet to be detected, but a wicked sense of humour keeps those around him on edge and enthralled. A Pienaar has an uncanny ability to spot talent and attract the most pleasant of personalities (often refered to as "Lorys").

"I am over-worked and over-burdened, but he pulled a Pienaar and convinced me I have time to do his bidding. I do hope it's massively successful for him!"

Pienaar Persuasion - an unimaginable power to get anyone within sight to completely forget their own priorities and suddenly be convinced that another person's objectives are of paramount importance. This power includes the ability to win over even the most difficult of personalities; and an uncanny talent of being able to deliver bad news and still stay popular. This character trait is highly annoying to those immune to it (known as Lorys).

"Thank Goodness I was Lory'd before meeting with him, otherwise I would have fallen for Pienaar Persuasion and agreed to "project manage" XXXX initiative."
"I am over-worked and over-burdened, but he pulled a Pienaar and convinced me I have time to do his bidding. I do hope it's massively successful for him!"
Pienaar by lalapalooza June 7, 2013
As in John Pienaar, moustachioed television news reporter who lives and breathes investigative journalism.
PIENAAR is a god amongst men.
Pienaar by Montesquieu March 13, 2004
A subset of the general white trash population comprised of genetically insular individuals reared in the heavily forested Piney Woods region of East Texas where sunlight & modern social mores have difficulty penetrating the dense forest canopy.
“What’s up with that guy with the eye & weird tooth?”
“Oh he just a Pinetard from Crockett ”
Pinetard by Westest Texan June 16, 2018

Peentard 

A gay man with a learning disability.
Carl: What did you call Jim again?

Richard: I called him a peentard. Got a problem?
Peentard by gameismyname January 28, 2022

Peentard 

A person who makes an easily avoidable mistake, or neglects to pay attention to the details necessary to accomplish a specific task.
You burned that CD as a data disc, not an audio disc, peentard.
Peentard by Bropeen April 2, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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