peentardy

1. a retarded penis
2. a douchebag with a malfunctioning/retarded penis

also: a virtually non-existent penis/someone with a tiny penis

1. Lan has a peentardy

2. Greg thinks that Lan is a peentardy

peentardy by Ivory Fox January 6, 2006

Petardy 

Someone who is extremely dumb and, or has made a bad decision.

Getting extremely drunk last night was a very petardy thing for us to do!

Petardy by Loranne May 20, 2009

Peetard 

Noun. Person (usually teenage girl) who is obsessively in love with the character Peeta Mellark from the Hunger Games books and movies. Sometimes seen carrying posters that read "I love Peeniss."

Josh Hutcherson got mobbed by a band of Peetards.

Peetard by Harrylovesjeni June 22, 2012

peetard 

Someone who walks into a Peets coffee shop asking for a tall skinny frappucino with chocolate dinosaur shaped sprinkles.

Peetnik: Hi, welcome to peet's coffee, how can I help you?
Peetard: (on cell phone)I'll have a tall skinny frappucino
Peetnik: We don't carry frappucinos, but we have a similar ice blended drink called a freddo, would you like a medium with nonfat milk?
Peetard:(puts down cell phone) what!? no TALL, SKINNY,FRA-PPUU-CINOO! and i need extra chocolate sprinkles! --in dinosaur shapes!!
Peetnik: Sorry ma'am, you're not in starbucks, this is PEET'S Coffee and Tea, look around you.
Peetard: OH My god, i'm so retarded! i just walked to a corner and expected to be inside of a starbucks cause they are literally on every corner of this world, why is this here? i'm so confused,why am i here? the walls seem to be shrinking. Are they shrinking? why is there classical music? am i dying? things are too simple and pure here, i don't want to die. God,Why!!???!! i crave the sugar!

peetard by ebolabobbet February 28, 2008

Peentard 

A gay man with a learning disability.

Carl: What did you call Jim again?

Richard: I called him a peentard. Got a problem?

Peentard by gameismyname January 28, 2022

Peetard 

Someone who urinates on themselves unintentionally

Tanner is such a peetard that he quit basketball because he was embarrassed

Peetard by Tsukiyomeme November 30, 2018

Peentard 

A person who makes an easily avoidable mistake, or neglects to pay attention to the details necessary to accomplish a specific task.

You burned that CD as a data disc, not an audio disc, peentard.

Peentard by Bropeen April 2, 2011