Ted Maul

Moustachioed television news reporter who lives and breathes investigative journalism.

Institutionalised cruelty is one thing. But the twisted brainwrong of a one-off man-mental is quite another. Ted Maul disturbs...

by Montesquieu June 19, 2006

punchup

See fisticuffs.

Originates in England.

Flippin' 'eck, Tucker, there's a punchup 'appenin' in the gym!

by Montesquieu April 08, 2004

fucknut

Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris as the character Ted Maul in the 'Animals' episode of Brass Eye.

Local press caught whiff of a weird one when the vandal shot his paint straight at the cow in the form of words like "twat", and later "fucknut" and "arsecandle"...

by Montesquieu March 13, 2004

Pienaar

As in John Pienaar, moustachioed television news reporter who lives and breathes investigative journalism.

PIENAAR is a god amongst men.

by Montesquieu March 13, 2004