Pictorial Fisting 

When a person sends someone a picture or other image or video with the intent of mocking them or showing the recipient they have something better or something the other person wishes they had or could have.

Sarah, remember that big beautiful house you showed me online and said you would love to own…well I bought it!

Sarah: Thanks for that pictorial fisting, you Dick!

Pictorial Fisting by DTrackMan January 26, 2022

Nutrium Pictorial Postalysis 

The uncontrollable and mind numbingly stupid need to photograph and post your food on social media.

Have you seen Kelly's Instagram page? She totally has Nutrium Pictorial Postalysis.

Nutrium Pictorial Postalysis by CorneliusSHA December 2, 2019

Pretorial 

Used to discern the singularly most likely intended meaning of the word it is used in conjunction with when there are multiple interpretations.

"Lets go to the bar after work"
"The pretorial bar?"
"Yes, the one that we most frequently visit."

"Did you hear what the president said?"
"President Bujar Nishani of Albania or the pretorially intended?"
"The latter, Obama"

Pretorial by QuasarPulse June 8, 2013

Pectoralysis 

Loss of pectoral muscle function and range of motion. Most commonly caused by excessive chest exercises in a workout.

Side effects include: Slowed Upper body movement speed, Soreness, Acute desire to stretch chest area, Chronic probing of chest.

Chronic Pectoralysis leads to: Enhanced Breast size, Rounding of breasts, Increased bench press, Enhanced Peacocking ablility

Exercises known to cause Pectoralysis:
-Bench Press
-Chest Flys
-Incline/Decline Bench Press
-Pec Deck
-Multiple Varriations of Push Ups (medicine ball, One handed, Bosu Walkovers, Etc..)

-I did the P-90X chest/Back workout and I had Pectoralysis for a week!

-Hey man did you get Pectoralysis from Mondays workout?

-Sorry Coach I cant do push ups today, I have a severe case of Pectoralysis.

Pectoralysis by Bobby Blueberry July 14, 2011

Pistoriachor

The smell or fragrance of baking.

I love the smell of pistoriachor in the morning!

Pistoriachor by CJ1326 October 27, 2021

Petorials 

1.) Square pectorials that resemble something off the Wendy's value meal. Petorials tend to be groomed and tanned with oil but it is not uncommon to find ungroomed and oiled up burger pecs.

Pronounced - Pete-or-ials

Example 1.) Damn, did you see that guy over there? He has some greasy ass petorials. Reminded me of a burger I had the other day.

Petorials by mdk_dl March 24, 2010

victorialovesdilfs 

Victorialovesdilfs is a name used to describe someone who’s name is Victoria and loves dilfs

Hey you seem like a Victorialovesdilfs 😫

victorialovesdilfs by Bshahncbdhsjjs September 6, 2021