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penile picasso
"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."
penile picasso by theunknownone September 25, 2005
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picasso tits
when your bra goes through the wash and the cups come out of shape, and become lumpy, causing your boobs too look picasso-esque.
girl 1- My bra is all lumpy!
girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!
girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!
girl 2: Yea! You've got some serious picasso tits!
girl 1- Oh no! I don't want lumpy boobs!
picasso tits by MADAMEJANE April 15, 2009
picasso underpants
Picasso underpants can only be achieved by a nocturnal emission (aka a wet dream) that is so powerful that in turn also makes one shit themselves. The proper canvas is a set of tighty whiteys that will contain and allow the mixing of these two bodily excretions throughout the night while one tosses and turns. Thus giving one a fresh new piece of art to hang once dried and turned inside out. Best displayed in a garbage can unless your some sick fuck. (See Two Girls One Cup Video)
picasso underpants by The Philosophical Guy January 9, 2015
Angry Picasso
When you are getting a blowjob and you are about to jizz you pull out of her mouth and dick slap here in the face and the jizz creates and abstract looking picture on her face.
Stephanie was loving giving a blowjob last night till I gave her an Angry Picasso. She was angry after
Angry Picasso by Sadieisonfire April 1, 2011
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