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cathopathic physician 

A pretend doctor. Usually a nurse practitioner with confidence issues, but wants to be a pretend he/she is a doctor.
Will frequently pursue online degrees to get useless credentials instead of going to a real med school.
Real Doctor: I am Dr. Smith
Cathopathic Physician: I am also a doctor.
RD: Where did you go to med school?
CP: I did not go to med school, I am a cathopathic physician.
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Phys Whiz 

Russell: Did you see Adam Bernhard's grade on that last test in Physics?
Sean: Yeah another 100%! He is such a Phys Whiz!
Phys Whiz by The Phys Whiz January 7, 2013

Mastering Physics

Literally cancer. Homework website used by colleges to make students google every question on chegg or yahoo answers because clicking anything will take of 50%. Giving college students cancer since 1998.
Person 1:Did you do Mastering Physics yet?

Person 2:Yeah it gave me cancer.
Mastering Physics by AweStrucK July 24, 2015

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

AP Physics 

My AP Physics teacher did 5 years for giving us a test.
AP Physics by Dr. Bob24 December 23, 2014

Physician 

The noblest of all professions. Sacrifice at least 11 years after high school and incur $200,000+ debt in the pursuit of knowledge to care for you and your loved ones.
The physician spent four years in undergrad, four years in medical school, 3-7 years in residency, and then 1-2 years in fellowship before practicing.