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Mastering Physics

Literally cancer. Homework website used by colleges to make students google every question on chegg or yahoo answers because clicking anything will take of 50%. Giving college students cancer since 1998.
Person 1:Did you do Mastering Physics yet?

Person 2:Yeah it gave me cancer.
Mastering Physics by AweStrucK July 24, 2015

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

AP Physics 

My AP Physics teacher did 5 years for giving us a test.
AP Physics by Dr. Bob24 December 23, 2014

Mastering Physics

A demonic website used by AP Phsyics high school teachers and college professors to rape any science student. Be prepared to lose all motivation to learn about science. Usually takes 4 hours, 2 hours if you cheat and use chegg or yahoo answers. Side effects include lack of sleep, losing hair, diarrhea, loss of time, and hysteria. Developed by students and MIT, yet it somehow spread to high school and colleges of obviously less intellect. If your teacher or professor assigns this, you might as well drop the class.
Dave: “ Hey, do we have mastering physics tonight?”
Alex: “ Yea, you might as well start now because you won’t be done until 2 A.M.”
Dave: “ Ok, first I’m going to go jump off a bridge.”

Physics hair 

The state one's hair assumes after spending copious amounts of time attempting and ultimately failing to solve a difficult physics problem. It occurs when you run your hand through your hair in frustration of being unable to solve the problem.
I was in the library all night doing physics, you should have seen my physics hair dude.
Physics hair by ltm4 October 23, 2011

get physical 

The process of putting your thing in her thing
I said to a girl, "Hey baby wanna get Physical?" Then I was suspended for sexual harrasment