phonework 

An office person's version of homework.

Hey man, you wanna go watch the UFC fight tonight?
No I can't. I have a ton of phonework I need to do catch up on for my boss.

phonework by b1locat September 30, 2009

Phonebooker 

A person who never uses Facebook for social networking but rather to accumulate an alphabetical list of people like a phonebook. A Facebooker that uses Facebook soley to respond to friend requests, but never posts a single status update, makes comments or even has a profile picture.

"Jane is such a phonebooker! She has 333 friends on Facebook and has never posted anything on her profile, not even a picture."

"Don't be such a phonebooker! Update your status every once in awhile!"

Phonebooker by Youknowyadayada February 15, 2010

phonebooking

The art or practice of throwing stolen phonebook(s) at an unsuspecting bystander, usually done from within a moving vehicle at night. The phonebook does not have to hit the victim nor skim them, but merely be projected in their generally direction. The launch is then often followed by a tagline such as "Jigga What!" The target is usually left speechless, and before they can even begin to process the event, the vehicle is out of sight. Going around for multiple hits on a single target is optional.

"We went phonebooking last night."

"And then a fuckin PHONEBOOK flies out of nowhere, hits me in the chest, and they dissapear while shouting 'HOW DA YA LIKE THAT?' ... I have no idea who the hell they even were."

phonebooking by thetonio September 30, 2006

phonebook sex 

The act of two morbidly obese people (preferably 500-1000 ibs.) taking their layers of fat and layering them together like you would do with the pages of a phonebook. Thus creating suction which will prevent either individual from separating from the other. (WARNING: Once this is done, you can't go back.)

Ryan, lets have phonebook sex.

phonebook sex by Ryan Gerrits Doherty-Pelletier November 22, 2011

Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark 

A game invented by my friends and i after a drunken night out where 2-6 players gather in a room with a phonebook turn the lights off and proceed to throw the phonebook as hard as possible in any direction you think somone is in ALWAYS results in injuries often bloodshed but always great fun highly recomended.

my personal injuries include welt on my shin, black eye, busted nose, cut over my cheekbone & large forehead wealt. thankfully my testicles have been able to Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark but my mates aren't so lucky

Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark by K33N A5 September 29, 2009

phonebook loner 

Used to suggest someone has an unusual or weird name. So unusual in fact it will probably be the only name of its kind listed in the phonebook - hence the term phonebook loner.

Person 1: I'm getting married next month.
Person 2: Oh yeah - what are you going to be known as?
Person 1: Mrs Manibaboo....
Person 2: OMFG! Your going to be such a phonebook loner with that name! There cant be anyone in the area with that name.......

phonebook loner by d(O_o)b July 5, 2009

Phonebook 

An ancient deviece used to find a person/business' phone number. Scientists have reciently discovered a link between these and a phone booth.

Description: very large, usually yellow, small print

Grandpa: "Hey Billy can I see your phonebook I need to get the doctors number."
Billy: "Phonebook? Is that english your speaking?"
Grandpa: "No Billy, Ill ask your mother..."

Phonebook by tnigsTHe wise January 8, 2011