A desperate attempt to cut one’s hair when social distancing, closed barber shops and hair salons has practically forced you to take the scissors into your own hands...usually with less than ideal results.
“Karen’s uneven bangs are the result of last weeks quarantrim. Poor girl”
“Please! Put the scissors down...no need to resort to a quarantrim just yet!”
“Please! Put the scissors down...no need to resort to a quarantrim just yet!”
by Youknowyadayada May 16, 2020
Get the quarantrim mug.noun. A play on words on the game title, "Trivial Pursuit", once a popular board game. An act of tweeting trivia questions or "Twivia" on Twitter to encourage multiple responses from followers. The ultimate goal of the pursuit is to have the answer become a trending topic on Twitter.
by Youknowyadayada September 29, 2009
Get the twivial pursuit mug.noun. a break-up or divorce announcement via a social media network like Twitter. Typically, this is the last and only communication offered to the one being dumped to indicate it has taken place.
She just posted "It's not me, it's you." and that's the last I heard from her. I think I just got twivorced.
by Youknowyadayada October 29, 2009
Get the Twivorce mug.A person who never uses Facebook for social networking but rather to accumulate an alphabetical list of people like a phonebook. A Facebooker that uses Facebook soley to respond to friend requests, but never posts a single status update, makes comments or even has a profile picture.
"Jane is such a phonebooker! She has 333 friends on Facebook and has never posted anything on her profile, not even a picture."
"Don't be such a phonebooker! Update your status every once in awhile!"
"Don't be such a phonebooker! Update your status every once in awhile!"
by Youknowyadayada February 15, 2010
Get the Phonebooker mug.noun. The closest thing to a vacation or a day off is staying home from work with the flu or staying home to nurse sick children back to health. The state of being home sick is preferable to being at work.
"I used all my personal days off on flucation. I may have had three kids at home in bed with fevers, but at least I didn't have to be at work."
by Youknowyadayada September 29, 2009
Get the flucation mug.The feeling of being overworked, underappreciated and like you don't exist to others during the holidays while in actuality the season's success depends on you.
The sense of being 3 feet small when others would view you in high stature if they realized all you do to make the holiday's happen.
The sense of being 3 feet small when others would view you in high stature if they realized all you do to make the holiday's happen.
I think Hermey is having some elf-esteem issues. He's pulling the stuffing out of all the teddy bears.
by Youknowyadayada December 11, 2009
Get the Elf-Esteem mug.I'm so glad I bought that personalized key ring, now the person that finds it can drive my car to my house and go in my office to unlock my safe without ANY trouble.
by Youknowyadayada July 20, 2010
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