phoneboner

Proud followers of the band, Phoneboy.

"Hey, have you listened to the new Phoneboy album yet?"
"Of course, I'm a proud Phoneboner!"

by quinmn August 4, 2023

Phonebooker

A person who never uses Facebook for social networking but rather to accumulate an alphabetical list of people like a phonebook. A Facebooker that uses Facebook soley to respond to friend requests, but never posts a single status update, makes comments or even has a profile picture.

"Jane is such a phonebooker! She has 333 friends on Facebook and has never posted anything on her profile, not even a picture."

"Don't be such a phonebooker! Update your status every once in awhile!"

by Youknowyadayada February 15, 2010

phonebone

to engage in sexual conduct over the phone. In lighter terms, to "have phone sex".

Did you hear that Andy totally phoneboned Jennifer? How disgusting!

by darian m October 27, 2005

pronebone

To have sexual intercourse with a person who's lying on her (or his) belly. More precisely, to "bone" a "prone" person.

Then she turned round on the bed and spread her buttcheeks, so I started to pronebone her like a madman!

by wah wah wee wah January 13, 2009

Pokéboner

The amazing feeling and boner you get from catching a rare Pokémon or beating a gym.

Catching that snorlax gave me a Pokéboner.

Look there must be a rare Pokémon over there because all ten of those guys have Pokéboners.

by Brother's quotes July 26, 2016

Phone Boner

The bulge ur cell phone has when its in your pocket no matter what pocket

Can i use ur phone"? "naw i dont have it" "i can see your phone boner

by mattapotamusmcgizzy November 7, 2010

phone-boner

1. The figurative erection that one gets when they see a new model of cell-phone that they want. This is usually accompanied feelings of pseudo-sexual arousal.

2. The literal 'bulge' that one gets in ones pants from carrying a cell phone in the front pocket of ones jeans. It was more prevalent 5 to 10 years ago because of the large heavy cell phones of the time.

1. Suzanne: "Oh my god that phone is sooo fucking hot.. I want it so bad!...
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone boner on that bitch!"

2: Suzanne " Ok, see you later guys...(puts cell phone in front pocket)"
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone-boner on that bitch!"

by squinty-mcgee December 19, 2007