Phonenoser
Phonenoser by Phonenose April 13, 2015
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Phone-noser
Assholes who walk with their nose in their phones—while crossing the street, dog-walking, driving or at the gym. Phone-nosers are the fuckers who'd crash right into you if *you weren't the one paying attention.
Carlotta's blood pressure rose when she saw a phone-noser almost get hit by a car while crossing the street with his dog.
Phone-noser by Uncle Joosie September 18, 2017
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PhoneZooers
There are many different kinds of phonezooers;
"MODELS" Random people who upload pictures of themselves on the toilet and think that people will actually add them to their cell phone even though they are ugly deppressed 15 year-olds who live in their bathroom and take pictures with their crappy 50 dollar digital camera
"NOOBS" People with a blank profile and one picture of that gay guy from england who raped tht rllyyy ugly girl and turned her into a vampire and then died.
"NORMAL PEOPLE" People who are generally good looking, have friends pictures on their profile, and have a reasonable selection of pictures and ringtones.
"MODELS" Random people who upload pictures of themselves on the toilet and think that people will actually add them to their cell phone even though they are ugly deppressed 15 year-olds who live in their bathroom and take pictures with their crappy 50 dollar digital camera
"NOOBS" People with a blank profile and one picture of that gay guy from england who raped tht rllyyy ugly girl and turned her into a vampire and then died.
"NORMAL PEOPLE" People who are generally good looking, have friends pictures on their profile, and have a reasonable selection of pictures and ringtones.
phonezooers example
MODEL: OMAGAWDUH will you like chat wit may!? Ma numba is 647648637168136 like I dont care that random peyple have mayy namba and i canyt speytlll.
NOOB: My one picture of a dead cat is sooo LOL! I RULE! TEXT ME ON MY 5 DOLLAR PHONE FROM A T AND T THAT I GOT WHEN MY MOM BOUGHT STUFF FROM WALLMART!
NORMAL PERSON: Hey Kristin and Katie that sleepover was awesome! I have an EnV2 (-: Do you like this metro station ringtone? I listened to this song when I got a life!
MODEL: OMAGAWDUH will you like chat wit may!? Ma numba is 647648637168136 like I dont care that random peyple have mayy namba and i canyt speytlll.
NOOB: My one picture of a dead cat is sooo LOL! I RULE! TEXT ME ON MY 5 DOLLAR PHONE FROM A T AND T THAT I GOT WHEN MY MOM BOUGHT STUFF FROM WALLMART!
NORMAL PERSON: Hey Kristin and Katie that sleepover was awesome! I have an EnV2 (-: Do you like this metro station ringtone? I listened to this song when I got a life!
PhoneZooers by googoodollssuk March 25, 2009
phonemosexual
When someone becomes so addicted to their phone, that they care more about the well-being of their phone rather than the people around them.
phonemosexual by Boodaman1027 February 2, 2018
phonelover
Someone who leaves the hommies to celebrate with his girlfriend on the phone after hitting a last second shot to win the basketball game
phonelover by Anonymous April 16, 2003
phoneosexual
phoneosexual by Makayla the phoneosual July 19, 2016
phoneboner
phoneboner by quinmn August 4, 2023
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