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To feel the need to play pokemon so bad so you just whip it out and play it
Kid In Class: "God damn it, I really wanna play pokemon"
/whips out pokemon. "All better"

Other kid: Dayummm that kid really had a pokeboner
Pokeboner by PokeAddict November 20, 2011
To acquire an erection after Sexual intercourse from the thoughts of having Sexual intercourse
Dude our sex was so great I got a postboner
Postboner by BlazingWyvren July 27, 2013

Pokeposer 

A person who claims to be "totally in love" with or a fanatic of Pokemon, but when asked to name their favorite pokemon defaults to a "safe" pokemon such as Squirtle, Pikachu, etc.
"Hey, did you have fun on your date?"
"Nah."
"Why not?"
"He was a total pokeposer. Said his favorite pokemon was Charizard."
Pokeposer by Aislynn Slater March 12, 2008

Pokenerd 

A person who likes pokemon and plays it almost 24-7.
OH POKENERDS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN! JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!
Pokenerd by lexi.is.awesome January 19, 2009

Pokemones 

Pokemones are Chilean youth outfitted with the latest clothing and technological gadgets. Their look is androgynous and exaggerated: clad in low-slung, tight-fitting jeans, both boys and girls wear multiple piercings, dyed and waxed hair, and thick black eyeliner. They have their own Web sites, even their own slang
We're not for anything, but we're not against anything, either—well, except our parents getting mad at us for being Pokemones
Pokemones by sharen miche May 14, 2008

peeboner 

An erection caused by a very full bladder, often quickly dissapates when the person begins bladder evacuation.

Also see Peerection
"Wow I had the largest peeboner before I went and took a piss just now."
peeboner by metalheadsunite December 30, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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