phonelover 

Someone who leaves the hommies to celebrate with his girlfriend on the phone after hitting a last second shot to win the basketball game

Stop talking you damn phonelover and celebrate with us.

phonelover by Anonymous April 16, 2003

phoneversation 

A conversation on the phone.

Yo, I had a mad phoneversation with that chick last night!

phoneversation by Reginald 56 December 31, 2006

PhoneZooers 

There are many different kinds of phonezooers;


"MODELS" Random people who upload pictures of themselves on the toilet and think that people will actually add them to their cell phone even though they are ugly deppressed 15 year-olds who live in their bathroom and take pictures with their crappy 50 dollar digital camera

"NOOBS" People with a blank profile and one picture of that gay guy from england who raped tht rllyyy ugly girl and turned her into a vampire and then died.

"NORMAL PEOPLE" People who are generally good looking, have friends pictures on their profile, and have a reasonable selection of pictures and ringtones.

phonezooers example

MODEL: OMAGAWDUH will you like chat wit may!? Ma numba is 647648637168136 like I dont care that random peyple have mayy namba and i canyt speytlll.


NOOB: My one picture of a dead cat is sooo LOL! I RULE! TEXT ME ON MY 5 DOLLAR PHONE FROM A T AND T THAT I GOT WHEN MY MOM BOUGHT STUFF FROM WALLMART!


NORMAL PERSON: Hey Kristin and Katie that sleepover was awesome! I have an EnV2 (-: Do you like this metro station ringtone? I listened to this song when I got a life!

PhoneZooers by googoodollssuk March 25, 2009

phoneconvergasm

Getting an orgasm while speaking to someone on the phone.

Dude, I got a phoneconvergasm while speaking to my girlfriend.

phoneconvergasm by rebelliousness March 28, 2015

Phonenoser 

Someone who is always looking at their phone or electronic device.

Stop being a phonenoser and pay attention to what I am trying to tell you.

Phonenoser by Phonenose April 13, 2015

phonovert 

a person who only really talks while on a phone

Me: Hi whats up?
Her: Nothing.
Me: Wanna talk?
Her: No.
on the phone
Me: Hi? Whats up?
Her: OMG! You just wouldn't believe what happened today I saw this thing at this place and blah blah blah blah
Me: Okay... Yeah I got to go.
later on
Me thinking to myself: WOW. I had no idea that she was such a phonovert.

phonovert by thgirwtrac January 25, 2009

Phoneflower 

Someone who relies on their phone as a source of comfort or distraction as a result of feeling shy, anxious, depressed, or otherwise excluded from a party/bar/social setting

synonym: wallflower (now antiquated)

At parties I try to socialize but always end up being a phoneflower

Phoneflower by G10vanni July 28, 2023