phone-chi 

The art of phone-chi is doing elaborate balances and poses in an attempt to get a signal on your mobile phone.

After some serious phone-chi, I finally managed to text her.

phone-chi by The_Shopkeeper March 2, 2017

Chi-phone

Chi-phone (noun) A counterfeit i-phone made in China and sold cheaply on the internet, usually of poor quality and without the standard features of legitimate i-phones.

Kev: check out my new iphone, its well sik
Gill: dats not an i-phone, you can't download apps and the screen's all cracked. Dude, looks like you bought a Chi-phone

Chi-phone by El-man December 18, 2012

Phone Chimp

The social equivalent to an African American shoe shine boy who answers phones for an old rich white man

I called my client and his phone chimp sent me directly to voice mail!

That damn phone chimp was too busy smoking a bowl to take down the proper information from the customer.

Phone Chimp by 1xyourmomsboyfriendx1 October 17, 2010

Phone Chicken 

Someone who can talk to the opposite sex on the phone; however, is unable to talk to the opposite sex in person.

Girl1: What is up with that guy? We talked for hours on the phone last night and he's been avoiding me all day.

Guy1: Haha. What a phone chicken.

Phone Chicken by That One Kid and Umm Whatever June 16, 2009

More chins than a Chinese phone book

A slang, degrading phrase describing the neck area (front or rear) an overweight person.

Ralph, look at Wendy, damn she has gotten fat, just look at those rolls on her face! Yeah, tell me about it Bob, She's got "more chins than a Chinese phone book"!

More chins than a Chinese phone book by Clintoncousin September 25, 2007

More chins than a Chinese phone book

A phrase used to taunt fat people with double chins, the name chin often appearing millions of times in a chinese phone book due to the popularity of the name and population of the chinese country.

"Look at that fat twat, he's got more chins than a chinese phone book!"

More chins than a Chinese phone book by yourma2000 December 9, 2008

Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book

Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book is a dissed to anyone who is fat and has alot of chins like the name chin in china and in phone books chinese people have somtimes the same names so it makes sence

Person1: bro yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book
RandomMofo: daaaaaaamn
OtherRandom: bro im gone dats ohh bro

Person2: imma go home now and cry

Person1: i hope you have enough toliet paper to whip your tears

Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book by Aboychap August 14, 2018