phonophobe

term for someone who is incapable of answering a phone call for fear of real human dialogue and would prefer to just text.

I just tried calling her 4 times in a row...the first call rang four times and went to voicemail and then the next 3 rang once and went to voicemail AND THEN she textd me, "what?" she's a phonophobe!

by rodski February 13, 2010

phobophobophobia

A fear of a person with a fear of phobias

I know a guy with phobophobophobia, its really strange

by Netscape4.0 June 5, 2016

phobophobophobophobia

The fear of fearing a fear of fears. The fear of someone having phobophobophobia, the fear of someone having fear of fears.

Mark: I've got phobophobophobophobia
Jane: AHH AN INSECT
Bill: AHH IM AFRAID OF YOU BEING SCARED
Ben: AHH IM AFRAID OF YOU BEING AFRAID OF BEING AFRIAD
Mark: YOU PUSHED MY LIMITS AHHHHHHH *faints*

by DictionaryXanman March 5, 2018

Phobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobia

the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having the fear of having a phobia

Phobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobophobia is stupid

by Hi you have polio May 13, 2020

Phobophobia

Being afraid of being afraid.

This is something you can really get worked up with.

A: Don't scare him. He has phobophobia.
B: AAAAH! That was scary .... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

by lyomi June 13, 2012

Phobophobia

The phobia of being scared. If you have it, you're literary scared of being scared... It's like, phobiception.

You're scared that you'll be scared, but then you realise you're scared of being scared, so then you're scared and then you're even more scared, because you just realised you're scared of being scared and that makes you even more scared which makes you so scared that you're very very scared which completely scares you and you're so scared of being scared that you can't help being scared, but you're scared that you are scared... That's phobophobia for you :/

by TerribleDefinitions February 17, 2015

Phobophobe

One who fears fear itself.

During World War II, F.D.R. inspired America to become a legion of phobophobes.

by Zacharaius R. McGuggenheimis February 19, 2009