galcoolest's definitions

tiletuner

n. a person who works in the lowest ranks of a a floor cleaning or refinishing business.

Henny be sho da manjer boss is boltin' an he up for mo griss dan jes foo tiletuning she-it alla dam day.

by galcoolest March 10, 2005

cellular faux

see also cellshielding and phonyphone

I don't care what you call it, my Ricky's starting to really think he's got some close friends like that.

by galcoolest August 26, 2005

tile trolling

n. the act of seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor - similar to carpet farming

var.: tile troll n. one who is known to get down on all fours seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor.

v. tile troll- to perform the act known as tile trolling, as done by a tile troll

Dat Yusef be sicka den all gets go- he still be pickin thruz dat dam cat litta spilt on dat lin-o-lee-um flo--hopins he gonna sco sumthin- dam foo. Dam ass foo!

by galcoolest March 17, 2005

Rose

n. a term used in Florida (at least), and usually in convenience store type settings, for the 4 inch long glass tube that features a tiny plastic rose inside but is known by all, including the authorities, to really be intended for use as a crack cocaine smoking pipe. (A Tampa newscaster recently shocked many by presenting an expose on the sale of "roses" from behind the counters of several small grocery stores!)

Yeah, whattup Fergie! Give me two packsa Kool cancers and 3 roses, k bro?

by galcoolest March 10, 2005

aircop

v. to insist on and succeed in obtaining for free something which though still inexpensive, used to be free, like tire air at the gas stations in Florida.

Tayana be kewl nows, dun aircopped a plug from sum b*tch in da chickcrapper, 'steada feedin good coin to da dam box in dere.

by Galcoolest February 28, 2005

swingsetter

n. a person who has become a homeowner, especially in a suburban area.

No foolin, bro, Jamal dun git tha mo-gige 'leeve it or na- an he's a dam swingsetter fo ree ow by sevenny fi, kickin hows, too, bro.

by galcoolest March 13, 2005

RazorRick

Cop, patrolman, trooper, policeman.

Most such authorities sport buzz cut hair;
Rick from "Ranger Rick" fame.

aka RazorRat and RazorRot.

Yo bro, dat razorrick dun tail my ass fo full-on 2 hops on da dang I-eight-0!

by Galcoolest February 25, 2005