galcoolest's definitions

cellular faux

see also cellshielding and phonyphone

I don't care what you call it, my Ricky's starting to really think he's got some close friends like that.

by galcoolest August 26, 2005

tiletuner

n. a person who works in the lowest ranks of a a floor cleaning or refinishing business.

Henny be sho da manjer boss is boltin' an he up for mo griss dan jes foo tiletuning she-it alla dam day.

by galcoolest March 10, 2005

RazorRick

Cop, patrolman, trooper, policeman.

Most such authorities sport buzz cut hair;
Rick from "Ranger Rick" fame.

aka RazorRat and RazorRot.

Yo bro, dat razorrick dun tail my ass fo full-on 2 hops on da dang I-eight-0!

by Galcoolest February 25, 2005

nuded

adv., v. or adj. to be found out, caught, exposed somehow.-- verb form: to out or expose.

Yeah, Gerald be dun nuded on dat bogus rap he toll his ole lady bout lass night. She got da truff from Sheri, an he be mash now.

Giffy nuded Ty big time on the deal that really went down.

by galcoolest August 4, 2005

feathers, the

adj. used to describe anything that is especially comfortable. Origin: the coziness of down comforters, or the comfort of a down coat.

Yeah, I just got these sweats at Target, and I swear,man, they be the total feathers.

by galcoolest July 26, 2005

mistamarley

adj. or noun

a person who is, or to be, very open-minded, non-judgmental and trustworthy-- especially with regards to reefer use

No worries bro, Stymie is way mistamarley on the tokes deal even tho's he doan smokes hisself.

by galcoolest August 4, 2005

tissue time

v. when a female PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some event or another person's words or actions, and either fakes crying or manages to produce real tears, solely in order to impress, guilt trip, manipulate, or punish/pay back another other person.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).

n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.

Illeana dun tissued timed Ferdy all dang nite fo he 'pologized bout blowin big green fo Slim's Caddie, an dun swear he still be fixin to git her da fur.

by galcoolest February 28, 2005