v. when a female PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some event or another person's words or actions, and either fakes crying or manages to produce real tears, solely in order to impress, guilt trip, manipulate, or punish/pay back another other person.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).
n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).
n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.
Illeana dun tissued timed Ferdy all dang nite fo he 'pologized bout blowin big green fo Slim's Caddie, an dun swear he still be fixin to git her da fur.
by galcoolest February 28, 2005

No foolin, bro, Jamal dun git tha mo-gige 'leeve it or na- an he's a dam swingsetter fo ree ow by sevenny fi, kickin hows, too, bro.
by galcoolest March 13, 2005

n. an attractive, classy and street smart, but hard- to- get gal who is judged to be a grade above the average, boring "white bread" type gals.
Shudda bin dere, bro. Hella sly eye rye Belinda gits outta da rig an ev'ry dam dog whos be seein' dis fox be fo reel be scrapin dare dam jawas up offa da s'teet.
by galcoolest March 01, 2005

Syn. stumfrazzle
n. One who is caught up so much on any day with stumbizzling that it results in family members' irate complaints and being told to "get off dat puter NOW, ya hear?"
v. to stumbizzle for longer than is normally tolerated by family in one's environment.
adj. stumfrizzled: dreamy, contented, but kind of exhausted state of one who has stumbizzled for a long time without interruption.
stumbizzle
n. One who is caught up so much on any day with stumbizzling that it results in family members' irate complaints and being told to "get off dat puter NOW, ya hear?"
v. to stumbizzle for longer than is normally tolerated by family in one's environment.
adj. stumfrizzled: dreamy, contented, but kind of exhausted state of one who has stumbizzled for a long time without interruption.
stumbizzle
Yo, Lenny be stumfrizzled t'nite. He ain't gamin to fly.
Ayisha be po'ed cus Dexxie stumfrizzled on her, yo.
Bro, get on it, bro! Youz be stumfrizzled bad or sumthin'?
Ayisha be po'ed cus Dexxie stumfrizzled on her, yo.
Bro, get on it, bro! Youz be stumfrizzled bad or sumthin'?
by Galcoolest February 27, 2005

n. the act of seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor - similar to carpet farming
var.: tile troll n. one who is known to get down on all fours seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor.
v. tile troll- to perform the act known as tile trolling, as done by a tile troll
var.: tile troll n. one who is known to get down on all fours seeking stray bits of cocaine on a tile floor.
v. tile troll- to perform the act known as tile trolling, as done by a tile troll
Dat Yusef be sicka den all gets go- he still be pickin thruz dat dam cat litta spilt on dat lin-o-lee-um flo--hopins he gonna sco sumthin- dam foo. Dam ass foo!
by galcoolest March 17, 2005

by Galcoolest February 28, 2005

by galcoolest March 09, 2005
