galcoolest's definitions

phonyphone

noun, adv.
the state of being engaged in an apparently genuine, but wholly faked, cellular conversation so you can stay safely distanced from everyone and everything going on around you. Also known as cellular faux and cellshielding.

Brenda quickly resorted to pulling a phonyphone when she saw Mark turn the corner coming her way.

by galcoolest August 26, 2005

stumfrizzle

Syn. stumfrazzle

n. One who is caught up so much on any day with stumbizzling that it results in family members' irate complaints and being told to "get off dat puter NOW, ya hear?"
v. to stumbizzle for longer than is normally tolerated by family in one's environment.
adj. stumfrizzled: dreamy, contented, but kind of exhausted state of one who has stumbizzled for a long time without interruption.
stumbizzle

Yo, Lenny be stumfrizzled t'nite. He ain't gamin to fly.

Ayisha be po'ed cus Dexxie stumfrizzled on her, yo.

Bro, get on it, bro! Youz be stumfrizzled bad or sumthin'?

by Galcoolest February 27, 2005

stumfrazzle

see syn. stumfrizzle
n., v., adj. relating to overexposure to stumbizzling stumbizzle

Henny be way stumfrazzled, ya hear, and jes be crashin' say Kenika.

by Galcoolest February 28, 2005

pappyslap

see pappyslap, its twin, and pappyslam its opposite

I keepsa trying to gentle like get this duplication 86ed-oh wells....

by galcoolest May 13, 2005

Tar-zchay

n. Only way to pronounce and refer to the retail chain otherwise known as Target-- especially if you are under 40 and have ever even heard of a Target store.

Am I trying to find it at Walmart? No way man, this is going need a trip to Tar-zchay.

by galcoolest July 27, 2005

ironized

adj. to be dressed up nicely, as for church, a wedding, or the like.

v. to force another to dress up nicely.

adv. to be forced by another to dress up nicely.

archaic alt. def: adj. to have one's hair looking unusually tidy and styled: originates from the crisp look resulting from ironing one's hair.

He be lookin' ironized fo sho jes now.

Dang, his ole lady dun ironized that homeboy fo the hookup with her rents.

Hooter dun been too ironized, po dude.

by Galcoolest February 27, 2005

chitlin' chasin'

Adj. describes a guy who pretends to be the committed boyfriend to a girl solely becuase he knows she loves to cook great, homestyle meals for her man every night.
Var: n. chitlin' chaser

Yo, Zoot, Antwan dun dogs Jamila for choice booty an'jes be chitlin' chasin on Twanika.

by Galcoolest February 27, 2005