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An embarassingly small penis, a portmanteau of the german words Blamage or embarassment and Penis or penis.
-Hey, that guy over there is fucking tasty
-Oh, Johannes? Yeah, but he has a penage.
Penage by antibugs November 30, 2021
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OOBER POONAGE 

WHEN ONE GOES TO A SORORITY AND BANGS A GAGGLE OF FRESHMAN THATS GETTIN OOBER POONAGE
I TORE IT UP LAST NITE AT THAT PARTY I SCORED MAJOR OOBER POONAGE BRA I THINK MY ROD NEEDS STITCHES
OOBER POONAGE by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 25, 2011
pwnage mixed with the word penis
That game was major peenage
Peenage by Dick Hardon July 18, 2006
Something with loads of goodness, or if something that is acheived via a lot of skillage
That's pure ponage dude, yea i know
ponage by Ben Collier January 2, 2005
Like "owned" or "pwned", it is a word which describes a win of some sort. Often used when happy about beating an opponent in a computer game.
OMG I just laid some leet poonage on Zonker.
poonage by MisterKMisterK May 5, 2005
1. getting owned by the phone
2. having phone sex, then the phone suddenly disconnects

lol
phonage by June1666666 March 3, 2008