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Main Entry: ph0nage
Pronunciation: 'fOn-age
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): ph0·naged;
Etymology: Greek phOnAge

1: the leader of team |FC| <teamfc.net>
2: to reduce drastically especially in number of opposing members in CS <ph0nage decimated the t's>
dude, we were playing some cs last night and ph0nage owned the squirrels on reflex
ph0nage by Tex March 24, 2004
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When you physically or psychologically own the hell out of someone with a telephone. This can be accomplished many ways, you could:

1. Beat the hell out of someone with a phone
2. Hit somone in the nuts with a phone
3. Drunk dial someone important to you and piss them off
4. Prank call somone
5. Etc.

Yeah, the other day I prank called Mike and said I was the cops, he was pissing his pants, then afterwards I threw my cell phone at him and drilled him in the nuts. That was complete phwnage.
phwnage by Brian H October 31, 2005
Related Words
1. getting owned by the phone
2. having phone sex, then the phone suddenly disconnects

lol
phonage by June1666666 March 3, 2008
A time or state when another player is p00ned and/or gets his ass kicked in an online game. Similar to pwnage and ownage.
Now that was total p00nage!
p00nage by KanadaKid September 21, 2005
(Fone-age) v. The act of pwning somebody over the telephone.
* dring dring *
Tom:Hello?
Chris:you remind me of gay!
* hangs up *
Chris:OMG PHWNAGE!!
Phwnage by Jackington Bauer May 9, 2006
noun: your personal phone

verb: the usage of your phone
"Put your phonage away!" said Mr. Frey after he caught you using it in class.

"I want no phonage during the test." said Mr. Frey.
phonage by sirhampter June 17, 2023

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026