ph0nage

Main Entry: ph0nage
Pronunciation: 'fOn-age
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): ph0·naged;
Etymology: Greek phOnAge

1: the leader of team |FC| <teamfc.net>
2: to reduce drastically especially in number of opposing members in CS <ph0nage decimated the t's>

dude, we were playing some cs last night and ph0nage owned the squirrels on reflex

by Tex March 24, 2004

phwnage

When you physically or psychologically own the hell out of someone with a telephone. This can be accomplished many ways, you could:

1. Beat the hell out of someone with a phone
2. Hit somone in the nuts with a phone
3. Drunk dial someone important to you and piss them off
4. Prank call somone
5. Etc.

Yeah, the other day I prank called Mike and said I was the cops, he was pissing his pants, then afterwards I threw my cell phone at him and drilled him in the nuts. That was complete phwnage.

by Brian H October 31, 2005

phonage

1. getting owned by the phone
2. having phone sex, then the phone suddenly disconnects

lol

dude have you ever heard of phonage?

by June1666666 March 3, 2008

p00nage

A time or state when another player is p00ned and/or gets his ass kicked in an online game. Similar to pwnage and ownage.

Now that was total p00nage!

by KanadaKid September 21, 2005

Phwnage

(Fone-age) v. The act of pwning somebody over the telephone.

* dring dring *
Tom:Hello?
Chris:you remind me of gay!
* hangs up *
Chris:OMG PHWNAGE!!

by Jackington Bauer May 9, 2006

phonage

noun: your personal phone

verb: the usage of your phone

"Put your phonage away!" said Mr. Frey after he caught you using it in class.

"I want no phonage during the test." said Mr. Frey.

by sirhampter June 17, 2023