The act of removing a used condom from the depths of a gentlemans' arse after depositing some of your finest in there and allowing the same gentleman to suck the liquid out.

Oh nitro, i seem to have left the wrapper inside of you, would you care to phlorp it?

Phlorp by Megdalchont January 16, 2022

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phloppycrayon

(floppy-crayon) A nickname for two that are deeply in love

come on phloppycrayon ( floppy-crayon)
hurry up phloppycrayon!

phloppycrayon by tothechemicalsix April 26, 2009

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Phlou

Pronounced > Fl-ouy-e
Double meaning word
1) Very very close friends, more than best friends, but nothing sexual.

2) Very physically sexual towards each.

1~ person 1: "those three sister are so close!"
Person 2: "yeah, they are so phlou!"

2~ "that couple is so phlou."

Phlou by Kurtain May 28, 2016

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Phloppie Disc

The act of a man sticking his genitals, particularly the penis, in between two heavy objects, such as dumbbells, for an extended period of time as they trying to flatten it. They then attempt to insert the flattened penis into the disc tray of a computer or laptop. If the penis successfully gets closed within the tray without the man ejaculating, he wins a free blowjob by all present losers. Ask parents before playing, some conditions may apply. Urban Dictionary is not responsible for any injury incurred attempting the "Phloppie Disc."

Man, I failed the Phloppie Disc challenge... but Carl won... then I contracted Herpes... maybe this was a bad idea.

Phloppie Disc by theinternetismyplayground January 19, 2017

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