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Phlop
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Phlop
'Plhop' is the antonym of 'Phat.' Below one's standards, unhip, uncool, uncooth. Alternately, doubles as spelling of 'Flop.'
-I hate this car, it's totally 'phlop'.
-The old axiom is true: Give a man a fish, he eats for a day, and that's 'phlop.' Teach a man to fish, and he eats for a lifetime, and that's phat.
My penis is 'phloppy,' meaning, it is not erect.
-The old axiom is true: Give a man a fish, he eats for a day, and that's 'phlop.' Teach a man to fish, and he eats for a lifetime, and that's phat.
My penis is 'phloppy,' meaning, it is not erect.
Phlop by Dwight "I have a degree" Cockface March 14, 2004
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Palop
pal•op (păl-ŏp)
adj.
1. Pretending to have knowledge; generally in an attempt to impress.
2. Haughty (scornfully and condescendingly proud); Snobbish, about knowing something before someone else.
adj.
1. Pretending to have knowledge; generally in an attempt to impress.
2. Haughty (scornfully and condescendingly proud); Snobbish, about knowing something before someone else.
"Acting palop isn’t going to help him.”
“Does he not see the irony in being palop in every sense of the word?”
{Person A (setting): “You seriously didn’t know that?! WOW.” Person B (example): “Don’t be palop”}
“Why is she always palop when I don’t know something?”
"The man down the road is poor at socializing. He is always being palop. He wishes he was a know it all, so he pretends to be one. He acts like a reassured authority whenever possible; even at the expense of being fairly uncertain, completely guessing, and often wrong. He might happily interrupt someone to correct them on an established fact, so he can substitute in something he's entirely made up."
{Person A (setting): “Resting Jack Rabbits have a heart rate 4 times faster than resting humans.” Person B (example): “Are you being palop?”}
Synonyms: cavalier, arrogant, poser, snobbish, obtuse
Antonyms: considerate, honest, humble, tactful, polite
Palopper noun
“That man is the biggest palopper I know”
Palopping verb
“She was palopping the whole night”
Palopperness noun
“look at that palopperness”
Paloply adverb
“See them paloply carrying about”
Mnemonic Acronym
Presumptuous, Arrogant, Lying, Obtuse, Person.
“Does he not see the irony in being palop in every sense of the word?”
{Person A (setting): “You seriously didn’t know that?! WOW.” Person B (example): “Don’t be palop”}
“Why is she always palop when I don’t know something?”
"The man down the road is poor at socializing. He is always being palop. He wishes he was a know it all, so he pretends to be one. He acts like a reassured authority whenever possible; even at the expense of being fairly uncertain, completely guessing, and often wrong. He might happily interrupt someone to correct them on an established fact, so he can substitute in something he's entirely made up."
{Person A (setting): “Resting Jack Rabbits have a heart rate 4 times faster than resting humans.” Person B (example): “Are you being palop?”}
Synonyms: cavalier, arrogant, poser, snobbish, obtuse
Antonyms: considerate, honest, humble, tactful, polite
Palopper noun
“That man is the biggest palopper I know”
Palopping verb
“She was palopping the whole night”
Palopperness noun
“look at that palopperness”
Paloply adverb
“See them paloply carrying about”
Mnemonic Acronym
Presumptuous, Arrogant, Lying, Obtuse, Person.
phloem
Tissue found in vascular plants. Its main function is to transport sugars and other food materials such as amino acids (see protein) from the leaves, where they are produced, to all other parts of the plant. This could be from the leaves to the roots to provide the chemicals needed for growth. However, it could be from a leaf and up to a developing fruit that is rich in sugars. The sugars are made by photosynthesis, which occurs in green parts of plants, such as leaves (see leaf). The amino acids are made from sugars and minerals, such as nitrate absorbed from the soil. Phloem tissue is usually found close to the other transport tissue in plants, xylem, which transports water and minerals. In non-woody plants phloem and xylem are found in bundles, such as the veins of a leaf.
Phloem is composed of sieve elements and their associated companion cells, together with some sclerenchyma and parenchyma cell types. Sieve elements are long, thin-walled cells joined end to end, forming sieve tubes; large pores in the end walls allow the continuous passage of nutrients. Phloem is usually found in association with xylem, the water-conducting tissue, but unlike the latter it is a living tissue.
Phloem is composed of sieve elements and their associated companion cells, together with some sclerenchyma and parenchyma cell types. Sieve elements are long, thin-walled cells joined end to end, forming sieve tubes; large pores in the end walls allow the continuous passage of nutrients. Phloem is usually found in association with xylem, the water-conducting tissue, but unlike the latter it is a living tissue.
phloem by Tommy rocks up July 11, 2007
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