ploup

classic ploup

that bloke is such a ploup

by willpillagethouvillage February 10, 2019

e-plop

E-plop is when a work email drops into your inbox

E-plop when a work email drops into your inbox

Yeah Jeremy just had an E-plop drop into my inbox from head office, don't they know I'm on my jollydays ffs. Christ i must of forgotten to put my out of office reply on. Oh well I will have to answer now I suppose
I will reply back ASAP and CC you and Sebastian in.

Chat later Jeremy, Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao

by Dan the Man From Manchester February 16, 2020

Plop Plop Fizz Fizz

1) When you take a shit in a glass of soda pop.

2) An old Alka-Seltzer ad campaign.

Stan needed to take a crap badly, but there was no toilet nearby. He improvised with a bucket and 2-liter of Pepsi. He ended up with a Plop Plop Fizz Fizz.

by joseph blough February 25, 2022

plop pillow

Toilet paper dropped in the bowl before taking a shit so the water doesn't splash up on you.

No way was I going to get any water from that dirty toilet on me, I'm making a plop pillow!

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Plompy

A bat eared fox

Must be rotated regularly

Sir, please rotate the Plompy

by endlessLake March 5, 2021

plop pirate

A male homosexual. Especially one who prays on those underage, and engages in violent acts to obtain his form of gratification.

I'm not having my lad go to THAT nursery school. The newspaper said a plop pirate works there.

by EmeritusProfessorofShite December 14, 2018

Ploop

A poop that shoots out of your ass and splashes in the toilet.

My butt was well lubed today! It's ploop ploop ploop!

by nignog Larry Major at WIPRO January 19, 2023