Phlorp
The act of removing a used condom from the depths of a gentlemans' arse after depositing some of your finest in there and allowing the same gentleman to suck the liquid out.
Phlorp by Megdalchont January 16, 2022
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Plorped
A word that describes someone who is either cracked at Call of Duty, or just got destroyed in it. Someone who is Plorped is said to be of a god-tier level of intellect and hand-eye coordination/response time.
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Phloppie Disc
The act of a man sticking his genitals, particularly the penis, in between two heavy objects, such as dumbbells, for an extended period of time as they trying to flatten it. They then attempt to insert the flattened penis into the disc tray of a computer or laptop. If the penis successfully gets closed within the tray without the man ejaculating, he wins a free blowjob by all present losers. Ask parents before playing, some conditions may apply. Urban Dictionary is not responsible for any injury incurred attempting the "Phloppie Disc."
Man, I failed the Phloppie Disc challenge... but Carl won... then I contracted Herpes... maybe this was a bad idea.
Phloppie Disc by theinternetismyplayground January 19, 2017
phlopater
The sweetest and cutest boy you can ever meet, he is one of a kind, he cares about everyone and spreads love everywhere he goes, he always tries to hide the fact that he’s moody so people will always assume he’s a happy person
phlopater by Raresthuman June 6, 2018
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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