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phlegmatic 

not easily excited to action or show of emotion. aka apathetic
Emily Page is phlegmatic
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Phlegmatic 

Having a slow way about you--or--Being unemotional cold -- just there...no aliveness.
Example 1. "You mean--even though your family was just violently butchered into blood sodden slices --you want a fucking cheeseburger? You aint nothing but a phlegmatic motherfucker. . ." Example 2. Confronted with the 25 strong gang of violent murder hungry demons on a dark L.A. back alley, I said, "Pardon me for being so PHLEGMATIC, --But, which one of you frail --confused--bitches wants uncle butcher to skin and debone ya asses rright now?" I said in a phhlegmatic manner.
Phlegmatic by Bobby Revell March 17, 2005

The "Phlegmatic Playboy" 

The "Phlegmatic Playboy" is a person who devotes his live to for pleasure and doesn't care about others opinions.
Girl I heard you was with the The "Phlegmatic Playboy" protect your heart.

phlegmate 

Something you do to your squeezix, usually when bored.
...it's a lot more fun than phlegmating your squeezix.
phlegmate by commodorebeef May 2, 2005

Pregmatic 

Having to prioritise what you do and shit when you realise you're up the duff for the second time in 2 years and DOH! doesn't quite cut it.
A: Now you're preggers again, be pragmatic, you're gonna have to drop shit.
B: Nah mate, imma be pregmatic.
Pregmatic by prettystoned August 21, 2019

pregmatic 

A very rare creature, a pregmatic woman is pregnant, however she can plan the birth of her baby and beyond from a practical perspective, rather than the usual hormonal emotional turmoil.
Midwife 1: Did you hear... Dierdre is planning to give birth on the day of her exam finals!

Midwife 2: Well, she's extremely pregmatic, so I dare say it will all go smoothly.
pregmatic by Kez 4 Prez July 16, 2014

Pregmatic 

Dude dont get with that chick shes pregmatic. Knocked up pregnant
Pregmatic by Lizzieboardin October 21, 2016
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