~Given scenario: conversation over text~
P1: Hey! My Filipino cousins are coming to town, we'
re going to lunch on Saturday. Wanna come?
P2: Sure. Btw thats not how u spell philippino
P1: I'm half Filipino and I've known how to spell it my entire
life. It's spelled with an
F.
P2: Well I mean philippines is spelled with a ph so its spelled philippino
P1: FUCKING
DUMBASS. Alright, nvm. Just forget I said anything. I'm not inviting you.