philippeeno

A guy who can't urinate.

I didn't know you were a philippeeno!

by Brian April 23, 2005

Philippino

A dumbass's way of spelling Filipino

pnai765:OGM BIENG PHILIPPINOS SO KEWL!
Pinoy57626: Dumbass.

by DamnRicers March 28, 2005

Philippino Crab Walk

The most skillful martial art in the world

I'm the master of the Philippino crab walk

by Philippino Crab Master January 24, 2019

Philippino

The way of spelling for people who can't spell the word filipino correctly.

PERSON A: Philippinos are cool!
PERSON B: Don't you mean "filipino" ?

by Jon-jon September 20, 2006

Philippino

The way an idiot tells you to spell 'Filipino' even when you're of (partial) Filipino descent and have known how to spell it ever since you could read.

~Given scenario: conversation over text~

P1: Hey! My Filipino cousins are coming to town, we're going to lunch on Saturday. Wanna come?
P2: Sure. Btw thats not how u spell philippino
P1: I'm half Filipino and I've known how to spell it my entire life. It's spelled with an F.
P2: Well I mean philippines is spelled with a ph so its spelled philippino
P1: FUCKING DUMBASS. Alright, nvm. Just forget I said anything. I'm not inviting you.

by Sarcastic_Dickhead April 22, 2018

mackeen philiPEEno

A hoe that is stanky and can not control her bladder.

Ew look it’s mackeen philiPEEno, I heard she eats dog and pees.

by sukElongtime January 13, 2020

philippino footlong

A Philippino footlong is an Asian/Philippino man’s penis that is 1 foot/ 12 inches long.

Person 1- did you hear that Andrew has a Philippino footlong?

Person 2- makes sense, he’s Philippino.

by Adam Standley January 28, 2019