The way an idiot tells you to spell 'Filipino' even when you're of (partial) Filipino descent and have known how to spell it ever since you could read.

~Given scenario: conversation over text~

P1: Hey! My Filipino cousins are coming to town, we're going to lunch on Saturday. Wanna come?
P2: Sure. Btw thats not how u spell philippino
P1: I'm half Filipino and I've known how to spell it my entire life. It's spelled with an F.
P2: Well I mean philippines is spelled with a ph so its spelled philippino
P1: FUCKING DUMBASS. Alright, nvm. Just forget I said anything. I'm not inviting you.

Philippino by Sarcastic_Dickhead April 22, 2018

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PHILIPPINO

A Sexy JIb*........

Marvin the Sexy Philopian!!!!!

PHILIPPINO by Laura the mexi-korn January 16, 2004

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Philippino Crab Walk

The most skillful martial art in the world

I'm the master of the Philippino crab walk

Philippino Crab Walk by Philippino Crab Master January 24, 2019

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philippino footlong

A Philippino footlong is an Asian/Philippino man’s penis that is 1 foot/ 12 inches long.

Person 1- did you hear that Andrew has a Philippino footlong?

Person 2- makes sense, he’s Philippino.

philippino footlong by Adam Standley January 28, 2019

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Philippino Fire Drill

When in an orgy someone yells out PHILIPPINO FIRE DRILL and everybody stops what they're doing and runs around. When the same one yells STOP everyone settles down with a partner no matter the gender.

Man1: Im never doing another Philippino fire drill again last time I did I got Kevin.

Philippino Fire Drill by ChaWill April 19, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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