philaunderer

Someone who uses a different laundromat every time.

I wish my customers were more loyal. They all seem to be a bunch of philaunderers.

I saw a cute girl at the laundromat last week. I never saw her again, that philaunderer.

philaunderer by CoMO Norseman November 2, 2007

philanderer 

A Manwhore who has less than no regard for women and frequently and casually uses them for his own sexual pleasure, only to rid himself of them once their "duty" for him is done. Although usually men, women can also be the perpetrators in this act of idiocy.

"Who, Johnny? Oh that man slut is a philanderer, I dated him once, took my virginity and left me in the ditch, that piece of SHIT-ake mushroom!"

philanderer by Amelia Hayes November 30, 2013

philanderer 

One who plays at courtship; a fickle lover; a flirt (usually applies only to men).

A man who likes many women and has short sexual relationships with them

*From philander (“lover”) + -er, from Ancient Greek φίλανδρος (phílandros), from φίλος (phílos, “love”) + ἀνήρ (anḗr, “man”).

A staunch traditionalist at home, Ahmad is also a liberal in politics and a nighttime philanderer.

philanderer by Gert Junas January 11, 2016

Philanderess

A woman or women who seek and or act on multiple illicit flirtation and sexual acts causally while married or in a intimate partnership.

I am not going to put up with your philanderess behaviour anymore that creates embarrassment and shame for me.

Philanderess by Tocanchew August 12, 2019

philanderer 

is what Michael Scott considers himself (a great one, that is), on S2: E22 of The Office (U.S.).

I consider myself a great philanderer...

philanderer by avalanches August 25, 2023

philanderer 

womanizer

My neighbor is a philanderer, he's got a beautiful wife, even though, he dates with a different girl every weekend.

philanderer by Biz06 October 31, 2023

philaundering 

Refers to one of two despicable actions regarding illicit affairs:
(1) taking steps to make said dallying --- or an unexpected "result"; i.e. one or more offspring --- seem proper and correct, or

(2) indulging in a little nooky-wooky with one or more fellow customers in a room full of coin-operated Maytags, Whirlpools, and Speed Queens.

If you accidentally conceive a child by "doing it" while "doing" your wash, you may need to enlist someone with savvy diplomacy to perform a little philaundering for you, and thus avoid a public scandal.

philaundering by QuacksO January 30, 2023