philaundering 

Refers to one of two despicable actions regarding illicit affairs:
(1) taking steps to make said dallying --- or an unexpected "result"; i.e. one or more offspring --- seem proper and correct, or

(2) indulging in a little nooky-wooky with one or more fellow customers in a room full of coin-operated Maytags, Whirlpools, and Speed Queens.

If you accidentally conceive a child by "doing it" while "doing" your wash, you may need to enlist someone with savvy diplomacy to perform a little philaundering for you, and thus avoid a public scandal.

philaundering by QuacksO January 30, 2023

Philandering 

One who engages in many casual sexual experiences.

You philandering lush.

Philandering by Rheana October 20, 2005

Philandering Whore 

someone, typically a woman, who has sex or some other intimate relationship with a man in order to get ahead in life.
Sometimes she even has a boyfriend already but is willing to forgo fidelity for the chance to advance ones carreer and to get it on!

Dina is such a philandering whore, she is doing the professor just to get a good grade, i wonder what her boyfriend thinks about it?

Philandering Whore by pandapanda87 August 11, 2008

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