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philapedo 

A man in their 20s who has a sick obsession with philapeano women and ladyboys
Jamie: Hi will you be my girlfriend
Random girl from Philippians: yes o.k
Jamie: will you marry me?

Random girl from Philippians: yes o.k
Jamie: Honey I love you so much i miss you so much..... You must always remember, life can be a challenge........
Jamie is a philapedo
philapedo by BigV2017 November 15, 2017
Words you can keep

philawesome 

adj. to be as awesome as Phil Maloney from the band Fighting For Ithaca.
ex 1. guy 1: "damn that guy was a dick...but i still love him!"
guy 2: "Dude he was philawesome!"

ex 2. "damn you're hot...but you're so mean to me! I guess that makes you philawesome?"
philawesome by imsojoeyful May 26, 2011

philepedo 

The opposite of a pedophile. Perving/lusting after someone older than yourself.
'That boy is such a philepedo'
philepedo by Ange23 January 22, 2007

Philando Castile 

People described him as an ambitious man who served as a role model for hundreds of children.

He was just a nice, caring person.

In July 2016, Philando Castile, was shot and killed in front of his family by an officer during a routine traffic stop.

His death was streamed on Facebook Live by his girlfriend Diamond Reynolds.

Remember his name.
Philando Castile was protecting his family.
Philando Castile by Soulememe November 25, 2021

philapino four way 

Two philapino men banging in front of a mirror
Ethan: “Where’s Lorenzo and Nathan tonight? “
Me: “They’re probably at home having a philapino four way”
A kind of mushroom that grows on uncommon ground. Many people such as mycophiles and mushroom collectors trade and scour the world just to have one for their collection.
Axx: I heard Lolis has a 1000 Philanemo mushroom collection?
Lenn: For real? I thought Philanemo mushrooms were rare kinds.
Sha: I've collected a lot of mushrooms in my life but not that many. You think he is sus?
Philanemo by LolisRMine April 7, 2021

philaphobia 

the fear of an erect penis
"omg my bf whipped out his dick, i just found out i have philaphobia
philaphobia by african killer December 23, 2009
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