philantrophic 

I won’t indulge in a disparaging dialogue about sensing the seemingly enigmatic philantrophic resentment towards me

Philantrophic tendencies disguise indifference.

philantrophic by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

sexually philanthropic 

Attending to your sexual partner's needs like they are a starving Ethiopian child.

Butt stuff is very sexually philanthropic because it makes my boyfriend feel good, but I don't particularly enjoy it.

Sexual philanthropy is a great way to give back to the community.

sexually philanthropic by sexualjumanji December 21, 2016

philanthrophilia 

Receiving a sexual arousal from philanthropic acts such as charity work, donating blood, and the make-a-wish foundation. A person who is aroused by these sorts of things can be called a "philanthrophiliac"

Sean Penn likes philanthrophilia. He gets hard every time he gives blankets to impoverished people in Haiti.

philanthrophilia by LevanGarslyan February 23, 2014

Philanthroprick 

Philanthroprick: A famous person who tends to spread awareness and ask for donations or money for a cause but doesn't help much. They will stay around for the photos and hand shakes but usually leave right afterwards. Another version of vanity.

Examples of a philanthroprick? Many celebrities who tout about how we need to help others but instead take their private jets to third world countries with a team a photographers. You know the types...
Something I've seen a few times in the news involves soup kitchens for the homeless.... I am sure there are plenty of pictures of celebrities/politicians "helping" them serve some soup but leave after the hands are shaken and the pictures are done.

This is not to be confused with a true philanthropist (Jon Stewart, Gary Sinise or Bill Gates) who are very active within their respective organizations but don't make a huge deal out of it.

Philanthroprick by Sonosusto October 27, 2020

philantropical 

Adjective to described someone who likes to donate money or do charity work conveniently in tropical locations where they then can be photographed frolicking in native waters with people other than their spouses.

Mary: Hey, did you see the church group is sending people over to volunteer in the caribbean? I mean there's nothing really wrong there... but it sounds like fun! Maybe I'll meet a hot island boy all while doing a good deed!

Martha: How philantropical of you..

Mary: I know, I really like to get involved

philantropical by onetwogirl November 21, 2011

Philantropicamphetaminevolcaniosisspaghetti 

Phil's spaghetti from the ultimate amphetamine volcano.

I just ate some philantropicamphetaminevolcaniosisspaghetti!

Philantropicamphetaminevolcaniosisspaghetti by totallynotzeff March 2, 2024

Philanthropic Milting 

When rich executives decide to use their financial power to slap their name on every building within a visible distance. Derived from milting, the act of spreading one's sperm across the widest range possible, like a fish.

Did you see the Museum of Science and Industry is being renamed to the Griffin Museum of Science and Industry? That's the third new building he's renamed in the past year. There he goes, philanthropic milting everywhere again.

Philanthropic Milting by Copelbomer May 15, 2024