phidl 

A damn sexy man.

Phidl can fuck me 30 ways to Sunday.

phidl by not Phidl August 13, 2003

Phil Lester 

Actual ray of sunshine. He is known for being the nicest human on the planet and for appearing on YouTube (amazingphil) and on Radio One. He is Aldo the creator of the 7 second challenge that hr created with his "best friend" Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire)

Me: *stands on a table in the middle of a mall and screams* PHIL LESTER IS A RAY OF SUNSHINE
everyone: retweet! Agreed! Amen! Phil is amaze balls!

Phil Lester by danissortaonfire September 22, 2015

dan and phil crafts 

Pretty much just a demonic April fools joke they do every year starting in 2015. Their channel name is deceiving; their crafts are just some excuse to summon Satan. They have almost 1,000,000 subscribers; I feel bad for the people working at YouTube who have to give them the Golden Play Button.

Person one: Hey, do you know why every single YouTube video I go on has the comments, "Soft and Neat"?
Person two: Oh, just a channel called Dan and Phil Crafts where they summon Satan and stuff.
Person one: ...

dan and phil crafts by Miss.SoftAndNeatClique April 11, 2017

Phil Swift 

Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.

All hail Phil Swift!

Phil Swift by Isurboi999 May 28, 2018

philanthropath 

A psychopath masquerading as a philanthropist.

These wealthy individuals make donations under the guise of contributing to a good cause but are actually investing in their sinister and self-serving agendas.

The term was originally coined by Margaret Anna Alice in her “Anatomy of a Philanthropath” series published at her Substack, Margaret Anna Alice Through the Looking Glass, on June 24, 2022.

Philanthropath Bill Gates boasts about having made a 20-to-1 return on his foundation's $10-billion investment in the Vaccine Industrial Complex.

philanthropath by Margaret Anna Alice October 16, 2023

Phil Lester 

saviour of pandas

Phil lester wished for pandas to not be endangered, his wish came true

Phil Lester by iknowplentyoofsynynoms September 16, 2016

Phil Lester 

A British YouTuber (aka Amazing Phil) with 3.9 million subscribers. He is an actual angel. He has a smile of pure gold that radiates immense sunshine and happiness. Even tho his best friend Dan Howell (aka danisnotonfire) is more popular than him, he never stops smiling and supporting him. He has also created many different trends (eg, Toilet Tag, 7-Second Challenge, etc) and not been recognized for creating them; yet, he never complains about it. He is one of the original YouTubers and has literally been on YT longer than all of the famous YouTubers I can think of. He loves lions, mismatched socks, and his fans. He is almost 30 (on January 30th oml it's so close) yet seems to have the innocence of an eight year old. (Although we in the Phandom know better!!) There is so much more that I could say about him but I think this is probably too long, so, the last thing I would like to say is: Keep smiling, Phil. We love you for the sole reason that you're you. Never lose your adorable, innocent, immature, goofy personality. Never forget the cat whiskers. Never stop being you.

"It's a good thing to be strange. Normalness leads to sadness."
"You should never make fun of something that a person can't change about themselves."
"I would date Belle (the Disney princess) because...she saw the beauty within the beast. She knows it's what's on the inside that counts."
"You are better than toast."
~Phil Lester

...excuse me while I go CRAFT!!!

Phil Lester by emthesmølchild December 23, 2016