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Phil Lester 

Actual ray of sunshine. He is known for being the nicest human on the planet and for appearing on YouTube (amazingphil) and on Radio One. He is Aldo the creator of the 7 second challenge that hr created with his "best friend" Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire)
Me: *stands on a table in the middle of a mall and screams* PHIL LESTER IS A RAY OF SUNSHINE
everyone: retweet! Agreed! Amen! Phil is amaze balls!
Phil Lester by danissortaonfire September 22, 2015

dan and phil crafts 

Pretty much just a demonic April fools joke they do every year starting in 2015. Their channel name is deceiving; their crafts are just some excuse to summon Satan. They have almost 1,000,000 subscribers; I feel bad for the people working at YouTube who have to give them the Golden Play Button.
Person one: Hey, do you know why every single YouTube video I go on has the comments, "Soft and Neat"?
Person two: Oh, just a channel called Dan and Phil Crafts where they summon Satan and stuff.
Person one: ...

Phil Swift 

Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.
Phil Swift by Isurboi999 May 28, 2018

philanthropath 

A psychopath masquerading as a philanthropist.

These wealthy individuals make donations under the guise of contributing to a good cause but are actually investing in their sinister and self-serving agendas.

The term was originally coined by Margaret Anna Alice in her “Anatomy of a Philanthropath” series published at her Substack, Margaret Anna Alice Through the Looking Glass, on June 24, 2022.
Philanthropath Bill Gates boasts about having made a 20-to-1 return on his foundation's $10-billion investment in the Vaccine Industrial Complex.

Phil Lester 

Phil lester wished for pandas to not be endangered, his wish came true
Phil Lester by iknowplentyoofsynynoms September 16, 2016

Phil Lester 

A British YouTuber (aka Amazing Phil) with 3.9 million subscribers. He is an actual angel. He has a smile of pure gold that radiates immense sunshine and happiness. Even tho his best friend Dan Howell (aka danisnotonfire) is more popular than him, he never stops smiling and supporting him. He has also created many different trends (eg, Toilet Tag, 7-Second Challenge, etc) and not been recognized for creating them; yet, he never complains about it. He is one of the original YouTubers and has literally been on YT longer than all of the famous YouTubers I can think of. He loves lions, mismatched socks, and his fans. He is almost 30 (on January 30th oml it's so close) yet seems to have the innocence of an eight year old. (Although we in the Phandom know better!!) There is so much more that I could say about him but I think this is probably too long, so, the last thing I would like to say is: Keep smiling, Phil. We love you for the sole reason that you're you. Never lose your adorable, innocent, immature, goofy personality. Never forget the cat whiskers. Never stop being you.
"It's a good thing to be strange. Normalness leads to sadness."
"You should never make fun of something that a person can't change about themselves."
"I would date Belle (the Disney princess) because...she saw the beauty within the beast. She knows it's what's on the inside that counts."
"You are better than toast."
~Phil Lester

...excuse me while I go CRAFT!!!
Phil Lester by emthesmølchild December 23, 2016
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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