philanthropath

A psychopath masquerading as a philanthropist.

These wealthy individuals make donations under the guise of contributing to a good cause but are actually investing in their sinister and self-serving agendas.

The term was originally coined by Margaret Anna Alice in her “Anatomy of a Philanthropath” series published at her Substack, Margaret Anna Alice Through the Looking Glass, on June 24, 2022.

Philanthropath Bill Gates boasts about having made a 20-to-1 return on his foundation's $10-billion investment in the Vaccine Industrial Complex.

philanthropath by Margaret Anna Alice October 16, 2023

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philanthropath

A wealthy person who supposedly makes a philanthropic donation, but does so knowing full well they are actually making an investment into yet another agenda of theirs.

Bill Gates' $10,000,000,000 "compassionate donations" to worldwide vaccines yielded a 20-to-1 financial return for him, making him one of the larges philanthropaths in the US.

philanthropath by JulesV June 25, 2022

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Philanthroatpee

The act of being generous with one's pee, in a throat

R Kelly was was charged with philanthroatpee.

Acts of philantroatpee are not eligible for tax credits.

Philanthroatpee by Philanthrapist June 19, 2011

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philanthrolatio

What some people who give large sums of money expect from their charities.

Mr. Big Bucks gave his prep school so much money, the headmaster practically gave him philanthrolatio in public.

philanthrolatio by flyingdog January 22, 2012

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philanthropathogist

Those who whether wittingly or unwittingly are compelled to oblige Philanthropath's

The philanthropathogist's were out in force today promoting the edicts of the all the philanthropath's globalist ideologies.

philanthropathogist by GriffTheGrand November 2, 2023

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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