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phelds podge 

1) a pox of greed and heedless aquisition marked by
2) earth chancre, an open sore on the planet's crust which often runs bone deep.
3) a condition of decrepitude wrought of abuse and abandonment
4) extreme stultification which, when left unchecked, afflicts its victims with eustace tilley syndrome marked by stove pipe hats and chronic monocle dependency with their noses in the air as if they had not a care.
ever since phelds podge took hold i can't read barron's without my monocle
phelds podge by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
A person, especially an extra portly male, who spends most of his day naked with his flesh tool in hand and rolls overfloweth, typing on his keyboard one stubby finger at a time, flipping screens between gay porn and multiple online blogs and pages managed by him.
Last week I walked in on Stilton being a phildo and I don’t think I can ever erase that image from my mind.
Phildo by Shorenewsnetwork August 21, 2020

Phelddagrif 

A flying purple hippo
I have over 30 Phelddagrifs!
Phelddagrif by Ryan November 13, 2003

Phellowship 

Is a group of Phans who attend Phish shows clean and sober. They provide support for Phishheads who are attending shows clean and sober.
"Hey man I'm thinking about throwing away my clean time, there are people selling Yayo-meister all over place at this show," says Phan. "Dude, drugs will not make anything right if you play the tape all the way through you'll remember where you ended up," says Phellowship dudester.

phildophile

a bearded person that molests young boys.
that man is a phildophile!
phildophile by MG2351 June 3, 2009