pheldo_

asian man who eats dog and has a maths kink

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by becluroxis October 8, 2023

pheldo_

asian man with maths kink

guys im pheldo_

by becluroxis October 8, 2023

phelds podge

1) a pox of greed and heedless aquisition marked by
2) earth chancre, an open sore on the planet's crust which often runs bone deep.
3) a condition of decrepitude wrought of abuse and abandonment
4) extreme stultification which, when left unchecked, afflicts its victims with eustace tilley syndrome marked by stove pipe hats and chronic monocle dependency with their noses in the air as if they had not a care.

ever since phelds podge took hold i can't read barron's without my monocle

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

Phildo

A person, especially an extra portly male, who spends most of his day naked with his flesh tool in hand and rolls overfloweth, typing on his keyboard one stubby finger at a time, flipping screens between gay porn and multiple online blogs and pages managed by him.

Last week I walked in on Stilton being a phildo and I don’t think I can ever erase that image from my mind.

by Shorenewsnetwork August 21, 2020

phildo

adj. one who drinks excessively, simultaneously vomits and urinates all over themself, has group sex with men, is a self absorbed asshole, and masturbates excessively to gay porn.

Nick pulled a phildo last night.
He's acting like a phildo

by Hans Beaverman December 12, 2003

Phildo

a name sometimes given to a woman's vibrator

Jen was so happy when she arrived home to an empty house so she could use Phildo.

by Tommytool August 31, 2010

Phildo

A general douchey character that has no negative or positive effect on society. These people go through life fucking up little things and never really adding things to society. You can usually get a Phildo to enter into a stupid bet pretty cheaply.

We paid Phildo $20 to go sit on the park next to a hot bitch where there were 5 open benches. Then we called him on his cell phone and made him act like he was talking to his gay lover.

by lellowyedbetter January 15, 2009