phallapeño

The outrageously painful burning result of a male having to urinate after handling jalapeños.

Jack caught a bad case of phallapeño when he had to pee right after building a killer plate of nachos.

phallapeño by Hopkins21 October 6, 2019

phallaphobia 

The fear if penises. Especially erect.

Grace couldn't have sex with her boyfriend Kenny because of her serious phallaphobia.
Kenny couldn't show his dick to his girlfriend Grace because of her phalllaphobia.

phallaphobia by duckiemelon November 30, 2013

PHALLAINOPHOBIA 

Fear of Whales or Aquatic Mammals.

Tyra Banks has a fear of Dolphins. Tyra Banks has Phallainophobia.

PHALLAINOPHOBIA by Ciara Reyes May 10, 2008

phillaepeno suitcase 

When traveling thru the airport you dress a midget on a skateboard in all your clothing. And pull him behind you.

Damn did you see those looks I was getting using my phillaepeno suitcase in the airport.

phillaepeno suitcase by kstan3 May 2, 2011

phallapropism 

The incorrect use or interpretation of a word pertaining to the male genitalia resulting in the substitution of one with a similar sound (viz. malapropism).

"You seen the size o' that ole boy's dong?" asked Cletus, staring bitterly down at his own withered package.

"I ain't interested in how big a turd Jimbo can lay," replied Larry. His phallapropism was no surprise; he'd always had trouble distinguishing between soft vowel sounds.

phallapropism by kemibe February 23, 2013

Phillipeno Breakfast

A sexual act involving over easy eggs. Eggs are poured into vagina, then eaten out. Fucked up isnt it?

Mary: Tom eat these now! Its a PHILLIPENO breakfast
Tom: You fucked up my breakfast, bitch. *Beats Mary*

Phillipeno Breakfast by SKLZ Are what i have January 29, 2010