kstan3's definitions

phillaepeno suitcase

When traveling thru the airport you dress a midget on a skateboard in all your clothing. And pull him behind you.

Damn did you see those looks I was getting using my phillaepeno suitcase in the airport.

by kstan3 May 2, 2011

stoner minute

Many debates on what this actually is. But officially a stoner minute is 7 minutes. Because 7 minutes is the equivalent of 420 seconds.

I told that fucker to give me a stoner minute

About 420 seconds

by kstan3 December 1, 2010

muff cabbage

The awful smell that comes from a unwashed pussy.

I met this jersey girl last night, man did she have sum muff cabbage.

by kstan3 October 18, 2010

brazilian blowout

When a girl with a shaved pussy queefs on her partners face.

My face was all sticky this morning.
Y?
My chick gave me a Brazilian blowout last night.

by kstan3 October 13, 2010

muff milk

Simply when a female cums.

I fuckd this chick so hard her muff milk squirted all over me.

by kstan3 October 11, 2010

seth macfarlane

One of our generations most smart and funny influences.

Seth macfarlane is a funny mother fucker.
Ya but he's very smart and knowledgeable too.

by kstan3 September 29, 2010

lazy dog

When in a doggy style position with your girl you both fall over at the same time from exhaustion while still inside her and keep having sex.

Ron white came up with the lazy dog.

by kstan3 August 19, 2010