phalea

Phalea

One person you do not want to sleep on is Phalea.

phalea by anonymous November 23, 2021

Phalange 

A part of an aeroplane that doesn't exist, but is broken. If it is broken, you must evacuate the plane. The Air hostesses will most likely try to pretend everything is fine. Everything is not fine, you must leave the plane immediately.

"There is a problem with the left Phalange"

Phalange by DonkeyBoy420 August 6, 2019

Sidewalk Phalanx 

A phenomena that occurs when a group of people walk side by side, blocking the entire sidewalk in a phalanx formation. Can be either intentional or simply the actions of inconsiderate, oblivious people.

If that sidewalk phalanx does not let me through I might have to walk in the dirt!

Sidewalk Phalanx by lolcatzzzzzz March 7, 2010

Phalangeitis 

An infection caused during week 7 of pregnancy where the fetus is infected in the phalange area. This causes the 2nd and 3rd finger to be connected and the 4th and 5th finger the same way.

Jack: Dude, that that chick has phalangeitis!

John: Totally, her fingers are totally messed up!

Phalangeitis by Fjdkfjdjd October 4, 2012

Phallacy 

A spurious statement regarding the size of one's penis.

He uttered an unforgivable phallacy last night. The sad thing is that it worked... She went to his room during the party. I can only imagine the look on her face after he dropped trou.

Phallacy by HanTzu November 5, 2010

phale-whale 

A phale-whale is when either an event, or someone fails to incredible amounts. Also may be used in minor failing events.

Lucy runs fast, but then trips and ends up rolling down the hill.
Megan yells "PHALE-WHALE" Signaling that Lucy just failed at running.

phale-whale by Pixiemegxieuhoh August 15, 2008

phallatio 

the attempt to perform fellatio on oneself

now that i've had my two bottom ribs removed, it's so much easier to give myself about of phallatio

phallatio by djdope February 13, 2009