February 12th. A phallic celebration. A superior holiday to precede Galentine's Day on February 13th and Valentine's Day on February 14th. It is a day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.

Hey Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's Day.

Phallentine's Day by gngomez January 25, 2017

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gangsta pharles

one who grew up a weakling who now assumes small power and confuses it for a great deal of power. one who was told since childhood that he was a genius and now he is dumber because of it and believes he is smarter and above everyone especially in decision making skills. one who deals petty amounts of drugs and believes in his head he is pablo escobar while he is really something small in comparison to what he believes he is. one who grows a beard to establish a hard exterior and gain self esteem. one who is a joke. if he has no beard he has no self image

Man! look at that gangsta pharles he made five dollars hustling and actually said he needs a job to look better in the eyes of the community!

gangsta pharles by rebeliousmanican May 17, 2011

Phablet

A huge phone that looks like a tablet, thus being given the name phablet! Ex: Galaxy note...

Hey Michael whats that you got there?? "Thats my phablet bro"

Phablet by Phelpyugin August 9, 2012

phale-whale

A phale-whale is when either an event, or someone fails to incredible amounts. Also may be used in minor failing events.

Lucy runs fast, but then trips and ends up rolling down the hill.
Megan yells "PHALE-WHALE" Signaling that Lucy just failed at running.

phale-whale by Pixiemegxieuhoh August 15, 2008

phallergy

An allergy to penis. See also feminism or lesbians.

Ellen Degeneres, being a lesbian, clearly has a phallergy.

phallergy by Red Scourge October 4, 2009

Phaggle

A person who is annoying as hell, or a douche.

Wow, that kid Dustin Fleming is SUCH A PHAGGLE.
Or
I hope I never turn out to be like that phaggle JASON EONI.

Phaggle by Dustin Fleming October 17, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026