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earphone phaker

When a person has earphones in apparently listening to music, but in reality listening to other people's conversations, usually about how creepy that person is.

Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.

Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.

Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.
"I don't think we can talk right now. Jake looks like he's earphone phaking."

"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"

"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"
earphone phaker by J.S.H.T. September 23, 2009
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When a character you like in a series, or movie dies in such a stupid way; you want to be mad at them, but you don't want to because you like them, but you feel like you want to because they did die in a way that was either pathetic or demeaning, or if they just stopped living or walked off frame and never came back. Then that makes it ok to call them a phuker.
When that camera pans over that phuker better still be there!
To fake a phone call while IMing.
Julie told me she was on the phone while we were chatting and she never came back. I found out she was just chatting with someone else. That phaker.
phaker by wisnagilicious August 15, 2006
Me: "Hey where are you from?"
Him: "I'm from Phuket."
Me: "Oh, so your a Phuker!"

Phuker: A person who's is from Phuket
When told fast is pronounced as "Fucker"
You Phakerr
phakerr by TheFireGamerxx December 21, 2020
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