3 definitions by slimjoe123
when someone inexplicably becomes a total dick, usually occurs when the person really needs to look cool.
Dave: Man, my date with Emily was going great until I had a total fag attack and spilled salsa all over her new dress.
by slimjoe123 April 11, 2009
A position that starts with the man sitting on the edge of the bed. The woman then sits on the man so that his penis slides into her butthole. He then proceeds to bounce her up and down like he's giving a little kid a "horsey ride." He can suck her tits if he wants. Repeat untill orgasm, interruption, or awkward premature ejaculation.
Adam: Dude, I'm totally gonna give that chick a ukrainian love cradle later on.
Dan: Ok, just don't cum too early. That position is so hot it can make you jizz you're pants if you think about it too long.
Adam: DAMN, I just did! Oooooh, there goes my love cradle...
Dan: Ok, just don't cum too early. That position is so hot it can make you jizz you're pants if you think about it too long.
Adam: DAMN, I just did! Oooooh, there goes my love cradle...
by slimjoe123 December 25, 2009
Phil(IMing): Dude, did you play with Alex in COD 4
Dave: Ya, he acts like he's all good but hes a ph8ker. All he uses is the noob tube
Dave: Ya, he acts like he's all good but hes a ph8ker. All he uses is the noob tube
by slimjoe123 March 29, 2009