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puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.
Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."
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Pity puff 

The pity puff is the last toke of a joint. It is presented to the next person in the circle as a consolation offer. Usually it is the least tasteful part of the joint and also the hottest part to smoke. It is therefore offered as a "pity" toke, or "puff".
"There were too many people smoking on one joint, all I got was the pity puff."
Pity puff by CrazyEef August 22, 2012

puff n pooh 

Illicit cigarette smoking
v. To sneak out for a cigarette, whilst throwing a ball to your dog Winnie.
I had to sneak out for a puff n pooh...
n. got any puff n poohs?
puff n pooh by Jeffrey Jingles December 9, 2012
Hey babe, come here quick! There are two guys behind the trash dumpster and one is getting puffed!
puffed by talk2me-JCH2 November 11, 2016

Pfufu valve 

Pfufu valve is your bowel muscles or arse gasket
She farted so hard it blew her pfufu valve
Pfufu valve by CrunchyCrew October 21, 2022

puff-piece

A newspaper article or mention in a television or radio show praising a product/service/individual, usually sponsored or written by the manufacturer or seller of the product/service. Always downplays failures and competitors and exaggerates and hypes up the plus points.
That article was clearly a puff-piece! We shouldn't give it much weight in our decision.
puff-piece by lifenstein January 29, 2015