A total player says, “I am such a great loyal guy, I have no idea why I’m single?”
An intelligent girl says, “Pfff!” As she does not want to waste her time reinstating the obvious.
Used to dismiss comments that are usually true, especially when the speaker can not think of a witty retort.
For idiots that can't spell pfft correctly.
pfff... of course I can spell! <which of course is bollocks>
pfff! <in response to comment about the users inability to spell>
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*