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Dirty Pfahler
An act of nature performed while hunting Bull Elk in Western Montana. A hunter puts himself in a tripod position and bugles in a large strapping Elk. If the hunter is worth his salt the Bull should score 400+ in Boone and Crocket record books. The gargantuan Bull then comes trotting down the mountain side pissing all over himself. It then mounts the willing hunter unleashing multiple loads of sperm in the hunter's anal cavity. The hunter then waddles back to camp with his butt cheeks clinched as to not spill a drop. Once inside the cozy wall tent he precedes to bukakke all his hunting bros with a massive tsunami of Bull spunk! The hunter is then celebrated and held in the highest esteem of his gun toting peers. Often times the hunter must be transfered to the nearest hospital to stitch the anal tearing and repair the chocolate starfish for next year's hunt.
Why doesn't Court talk about his hunting trips anymore, why does Court no longer fart, wierd. Maybe that Dirty Pfahler had something to do with it.
Dirty Pfahler by Wapiti66 June 1, 2011
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Phablet
Phablet by Phelpyugin August 9, 2012
ptable.com
Online interactive periodic table website, featuring extended table, orbitals, oxidation states, solid/liquid/gas temperature, and much more. The best online periodic table on the internet.
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Phablet
Phablet by AssimilationSuccessful January 19, 2011
prableen
indian girl pretty enough to stop any man in his tracks, eyes brown like the richest dirt on earth, hair so silky and smooth that she cuts her hair twice a year to make wigs for kids, a body like pamela, butt like j-lo, and a personality that shines brighter then any star in the night sky. a true beauty, not to be confused with a goonba or schmee. love you leeeeeeen
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